Tuna company in hot water after worker cooked alive in six tons of fish
Let that be a karmic warning to other fishy-sounding people like Scots Nationalists Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon!
written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
Miss Piggy wins Brooklyn Museum award for porcine-faced women
Says she owes everything to her doppelgänger role model Chelsea Clinton
written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
Bill Clinton heads to Africa as foundation screwtinized
Bill and Hill's lousy slush fund rapidly going down the pan
written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
Saudi Arabia thwarts attack on US Embassy, arrests 93 terrist suspects
Mossad responds saying it all bears the hallmark of a classic Saudi inside job
written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
Nigerian Army Rescues 200 Girls, 93 Women From Forest
That's Nottingham Forest football match where the silly dears had taken refuge following a Notts City 5-nil drubbing last weekend.
written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
Pot Used As Contraceptive!
Matt Kroner, 22, a Senior at Duke, read in one of his Medical Journals that pot can decrease your sperm count by 50%. Matt has now found his college thesis and is actively seeking other participants!
written by Paul Blake, 28 April 2015
Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest
Climate change "is not a problem for another generation," President Obama said Wednesday during an Earth Day address in Baltimore. "This is a problem now."
written by Moose, 28 April 2015
Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete
Bruce Jenner plans to complete his transformation into a woman by dumping "his" Republican Party and becoming a full blown, bleeding-heart liberal.
written by Moose, 28 April 2015
Bush Patents Go On
Subsequent to patenting the phrase "New World Order", the Bush family have now patented "9/11". Any use thereof without permission is now "actionable" state their lawyers Schillings of London.
written by Auntie Matter, 28 April 2015
Ferguson Won't Be Out-Rioted!
Only hours after riots broke out on the streets of Baltimore, Ferguson, Missouri residents retaliated with their own riot, burning just one more cop car than the competition to regain the title.
written by Paul Blake, 28 April 2015
