Ed Miliband pledges to top himself if Labour win.
Please form an orderly queue and mark your 'x' clearly in the correct box, "ey thank you!"
written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 April 2015
President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change
President Obama issued an executive order today, directing the ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change to be combined into one department (FAT ASS).
written by Moose, 27 April 2015
Election Defeat is ultimate Zero Hours Contract
say three unemployed Prime Ministers.
written by Ella Davide, 27 April 2015
Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated
Chipoltes's Co-Chief Executive Officer, Monte Moron, announced today that Chipoltes will no longer employ anyone who has been inoculated.
written by Moose, 27 April 2015
Most Scots Rooting For The Other Side In The General Election - Survey
Every Scot worth an ounce of salted porridge is looking forward to cheering on England's opponents in a packed public house on election day, according to a survey. Whiskey pre-orders have tripled.
written by Auntie Jean, 27 April 2015
Thomas The Tank Engine Loves Bon Jovi
The Island Of Sodor, UK - In a rare but enthusiastic interview, Thomas the Thank Engine admitted that Bon Jovi's music inspires him, when he and the gang are working hard all day, down by the docks.
written by Paul Blake, 27 April 2015
