Joan Rivers is dead...
....again! Her agent is negotiating a cameo role in The Walking Dead.
written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 September 2014
Buckingham Palace guardsman to be "disciplined"
One of Her Majesty's palace guards, a "frustrated ballerina," will be "drawn and quartered" for adding pirouettes to his routine. "The queen was not amused," a spokesman explained.
written by Gee Pee, 04 September 2014
Vice Presiden Biden usurps President Obummer's power
Assuming the role of U. S. commander in chief, Joe Biden announced, "U. S. troops will chase ISIS to the gates of hell. If Obummer won't act, I will. Unlike the president, I have a strategy."
written by Gee Pee, 04 September 2014
Biden: "We will follow ISIS to gates of hell"
U. S. troops wonder how to accomplish the mission Biden set for them when they're not allowed to leave the gates of the U. S. embassy in Iraq. "Simple," says Biden. "You're already at hell's gates."
written by Gee Pee, 04 September 2014
Captain Rooney as Ambassador
Never has David Beckham seemed so bright and capable
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 04 September 2014
Systemic Officialdom sees Parents Locked up
Person really struggling to come to terms with this outrage
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 04 September 2014
Islamic State action 'not ruled out' by David Cameron
"Look if we get a bloody nose from UKIP in Clacton I'll have to do something to upstage Farage, and sending the troops in would be perfect." The Prime Minister told BBC Breakfast this morning.
written by John_L, 04 September 2014
Housewifes one weird diet trick taking off by storm
Woman all over are using this one weird trick to lose weight.
Simply stop eating chocolates while watching day time TV
written by D Agnew, 04 September 2014
College Football Playoff Group Demands Senate Seat, Cash
The newly established College Football Playoff org has informed Congressional representatives that it will require "at least one Senate seat, starting in Jan 2015" Also, each American owes them $100.
written by Moe Nightwalker, 04 September 2014
Louie Spence Sues Orange Giants
Spence announced today he would be taking orange magnet Satsuma to court and suing them for £300 after the years of humiliation he has suffered whenever he has tried to ask for the oranges in public.
written by dr. john leslie breaknik, 04 September 2014
