Shelale-Air belt up
Cut-price Irish Airline 'Shelale-Air' are to step up their level of service for their plush new Business Class. The privileged Passengers will be provided with seat-belts.
written by Nate John Won, 29 August 2014
Angry Birds CEO to step down
Angry Birds CEO Mikael Hed will not head the Finnish company next year; he is being replaced because he is not "choleric" enough to effectively represent the hostile video game franchise.
written by Gee Pee, 29 August 2014
Ft. Hood shooter seeks release
Nidal Hasan, the Army shrink who killed 13 people in his 2009 shooting spree at Ft. Hood, TX, asked to be paroled so he can "have the privilege" of joining ISIS. President Obama may order his pardon.
written by Gee Pee, 29 August 2014
Chelsea Clinton "insulted" by NBC request
Spoiled brat Chelsea Clinton told NBC to take their job and "shove it," insulted by the request that she continue to intern at her current annual salary of $60,000." "I want more!" she explained.
written by Gee Pee, 29 August 2014
Bringing Your Foreign Spouse to Live with you in the UK?
Community Centres throughout Britain are now running a 3-year course to help you fill in the forms.
written by Auntie Matter, 29 August 2014
Scientific Testing Proves:
Fox News does make you stupid.
written by The Ruling Authority, 29 August 2014
UK terror threat level raised to 'severe'
Theresa May is said to have taken this decision to divert attention from a week of damaging headlines for the Tory Party.
written by John_L, 29 August 2014
Ice Bucket Challenge Conspiracy
The Catholic Church has denied rumours that the Ice Bucket Challenge is a conspiracy to secretly baptise the entire world.
written by IainB, 29 August 2014
