Joan Rivers Loses It
A medical bulletin just released from a Manhattan clinic states that Joan Rivers had stopped talking during throat surgery.
written by Auntie Matter, 28 August 2014
1970's Paedophile-themed Advent Calendars deemed in Poor Taste for Xmas 2014
Rescheduled for Halloween
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 28 August 2014
Donald Trump and Sarah Palin Rejected for Brain Study
"We regret that we had to reject Mr. Trump and Ms. Palin from our brain study but we don't have a microscope that can see objects that small yet," said the head of the American Society of Scientists.
written by Al N., 28 August 2014
Lauren Bacall Left All Her Money to Her Children, Her Dog, and Robin Williams
In a classic bit of irony, when Lauren Bacall's will was read it was found she had left her estate to her children, her dog, and the late Robin Williams.
written by Al N., 28 August 2014
NBC Fall Schedule to Include Remakes of My Mother the Car and Mr. Ed
The NBC Network announced that since remakes are very popular, besides Mr. Ed and My Mother the Car the network will have a mini-series of Kukla, Fran, and Ollie: The Later Years.
written by Al N., 28 August 2014
Ayer's Rock Discovered To Be Balancing Weight For Planet Wobble
A tire fitter interviewed by our Australian reporter revealed yesterday that he was employed by God to balance the planet's tendency to wobble at 60 m.p.h by chipping bits of Ayer's Rock away.
written by Auntie Jean, 28 August 2014
