Man declared dead wakes up in morgue body bag
A bloody miracle, says the mortician, considering I was about to inject him with two gallons of formaldehyde
written by queen mudder, 26 August 2014
Ellen challenges Hillary
Hollywood lesbian Ellen Degenerate issued an ice bucket challenge to "friend" Hillary Clinton. "She's too cheap to donate money," Ellen said, "and she has hot hooters. I bet she has nice pokies!"
written by Gee Pee, 26 August 2014
