Brosnan still hot 15 years after being voted 'sexiest man alive
According to poll of 5,000 senior citizens the actor still the nation's top heart throb among 70 to 85 year old women
written by queen mudder, 25 August 2014
Test results back on ultra-rare blue lobster caught off Maine Coast
Darned critter must have swallowed a helluva lot of Viagra to turn that shade
written by queen mudder, 25 August 2014
Man has moth removed from rear where it buzzed for two weeks
Guess he must have been trying to sit the problem out before letting the docs in
written by queen mudder, 25 August 2014
Wife of Scientology founder 'left $2.5M house to dog'
The Rev Rex Kennels said to be pleased as punch
written by queen mudder, 25 August 2014
Chain, Chain, Chains!
Operation Yewtree officers investigating discovery of three old ladies found locked in the lavatory in Yeovil circa 1937!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 August 2014
Headless chicken appears on internet!
A headless chicken has appeared on internet, they believe it is a Man U player running around in circles not knowing what the hell to do next! Double Dutch lessons needed!
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Balotelli learns Scouse!
Italian rascal, super Mario, landed in Liverpool only to find nobody understands his Italio English! He is now taking lessons in 'scouse' because nobody understands what the hell he is doing there!
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Angel lands in Manchester!
Argentinian Angel lands in Manchester as United fans hope for a miracle. City fans believe it is a "Fata Morgana" (I agree)
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Sir Dicky Gone but not Forgotten
Nearly a million UK Freemasons are expected to hold a three minutes silence in honour of Sir Richard Attenborough who passed away today. J.K.Rowling will lay a wreath at his grave.
written by Auntie Matter, 25 August 2014
25 Things you probably didn't know about Dickie Attenborough
1."He is no more", "has ceased to be", "bereft of life, he rests in peace"..............more, much later.
written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 August 2014
