NYPD snorts of derision at latest drug story
Apparently a 'baffled' FIT student found10 pounds of coke in her luggage and voluntarily turned it in
written by queen mudder, 22 August 2014
Dog News: Poodle in your kitchen pretty sure that sandwich you're making is for him
He's watching your every move, hoping for extra mayo and maybe some plain potato chips.
written by Moe Nightwalker, 22 August 2014
Ukraine calls Russian aid convoy a 'fucking outrage'
Nothing but moldy cabbages, turnips and swedes inside the giant pantechnicons
written by queen mudder, 22 August 2014
German guy erected over loud, squeaky sex swing
No, wait! Evicted!. Either way a kinky story
written by queen mudder, 22 August 2014
Mystery solved why Rosie O'Donnell had no problem coming out
Builders installed a new six foot wide door at her apartment so she could finally squeeze her wobbly six foot wide ass
written by queen mudder, 22 August 2014
Reid apologizes for being a racist
Senator Harry Reid (D-NV) told Asians he is sorry he's a racist after making offensive remarks about Chinese Americans and the Washington Redskins. "I was Wong," he admitted.
written by Gee Pee, 22 August 2014
Yoko Ono furious over 'John the Beatle' jihadi slur
Threatens to sue ISIS for twenty million squid
written by queen mudder, 22 August 2014
Call 911 as Pink Floyd's Roger Waters explodes over dinner photo
Poor guy just couldn't wait until the bathroom
written by queen mudder, 22 August 2014
Miss Spain comes out on Instaorgasmgram
Porny vid show her buff muff , never realised she's a natural redhead
written by queen mudder, 22 August 2014
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian to Quit Show Business to Become Ministers
In astonishing news, it was just announced that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have quit show business, joined the Church of Scamatology, and will become Volunteer Ministers in North Korea.
written by Al N., 22 August 2014
American uploads 86,400 photos to Facebook from day trip in Portland, OR
"I refuse to waste even one second during any of my exciting adventures," said Jeff from Eugene, OR. At press time, we learned that he is preparing to leave town for a six-month tour of Greece.
written by Brandy Pasquino, 22 August 2014
George Zimmerman On His Way To Ferguson to Help Darren Wilson
George Zimmerman, who got off on shooting Trayvon Martin in stand your ground Florida, has announced he is on his way to help Darren Wilson, the Missouri cop who shot Michael Brown.
written by Al N., 22 August 2014
