It's Completely Barmy and Bramy!
The 'Brassiere Brasserie' is the hottest new London dining experience. Customers are required to wear a brightly coloured bra over their clothes, before sitting down to eat.
written by Nate John Won, 19 August 2014
Too Good To Be True
Mr Christian Truman of Bucks was arrested today, for wishing a passer-by a Good Morning. 'I've never trusted him,' said a neighbour. Some people are just too nice to be genuine.
written by Nate John Won, 19 August 2014
Drugged-up Drama
Fringe theatre buffs are flocking to Edinburgh this year to watch a surprise first-time hit: 'Drugged-up Drama'. Every night, one member of the cast overdoses on caffeine before taking the stage.
written by Nate John Won, 19 August 2014
Pope: Bwahaha, I'll be dead in three years!
God: On your knees, Monsignor, it could be as early AS NEXT WEEK!
written by queen mudder, 19 August 2014
Gaza beach dreams shattered once more
Yep, the Germans are at it again bagging all the best spots with their towels
written by queen mudder, 19 August 2014
Scientists say NASA's angel dust may be from another system
Blame those evil drug peddling Cardassians!
written by queen mudder, 19 August 2014
Proof if ever you needed it that the Tooth Fairy just hated the Earth's Cretinaceous period
World's skies was once dominated by Ancient Toothless Pterosaurs
written by queen mudder, 19 August 2014
Steve Ballmer says leaving Microsoft makes him feel battered
Starts working Monday behind the counter at a new Fish & Chip shop near Broadway
written by queen mudder, 19 August 2014
Who is Raouldukecommando?
And why does he write so infrequently? What a shame.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
Mandela to be freed 'by Start of September'
Nelson Mandela, who has been held in a grave in Qunu, Eastern Cape, since last December, may be released by the start of next month.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
1/19 could be the 'new 9/11'
Security experts predict new date for a massive cinematic terrorist attack on US soil (or buildings).
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
'Male hair loss' by 2030
Scientists in Canada claim they will be able to make a man lose most of his head hair by 2030, probably using nano-robots or something.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
'Gravity' film dismissed as 'first-world problems'
Get out of one space station, fly to another. Yawn.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
String Theory predicts Universe is made of string
University of Moggerhanger publishes new study I just made up for a joke.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
Downtown Abbey promo photograph ruined by shit drama
Rubbish 'Upstairs Downstairs' costume rip-off designed for international market spotted in press photograph.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
A few posts a year...
...but they're genius. Why doesn't he write more often? Who knows.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
Iceland volcano - freezer supermarket to close due to lava
No need for more text, the joke is in the headline.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
12 Years a Slave 2
He gets kidnapped again, but this time it's set in France.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
If you read the Daily Mail...
...I will find out where you live, break into your house at night and torture you to death in front of your family.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
Robin Williams' death now declared 'fair game' for comedy
The UN has designated it is now 'OK' to make jokes about the late comic, under Article 7 of the 'Too Soon?' Bill of 1997.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
Cliff Richard donates career to service of comedy
The late Cliff Richard has donated his entire career spanning seven decades to comedy writers everywhere so that they may continue their good work.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
Ebola virus arrested as part of Operation Yewtree
Historical offences going back to the 70s with multiple victims, deaths and a TV special with Jimmy Tarbuck.
written by Simon Cockle, 19 August 2014
Norwich's Fry nears £8m QPR switch
QPR are close paying a record £8m to Norwich City for the affections of super fan Stephen Fry. It is the first supporter transfer since West Ham paid Shrewsbury Town £2m for Derek Smalls in 1982.
written by John_L, 19 August 2014
BBC announce Assange to join SCT
Julian Assange will leave the Ecuadorian embassy to compete in this years 'Strictly Come Dancing'. The 43 year old former lecturer will also be the first sex offender to appear on the BBC since Savile
written by John_L, 19 August 2014
Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich Engage in Never-Ending Quiz Game
Trying to prove which one of them is the smarter, Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich began a ten hour marathon quiz session, in which no one got any questions right and they argued more than they played.
written by Al N., 19 August 2014
