JLS - Still Flying High?
Boy Band sensation JLS have now revealed that they named themselves after 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull' - the character featured in the novella by Writer Richard Bach.
written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
Mr Speaker Dishes Out Detention
Today, in Parliament, Master Dee of the Blue Party accused Master Gee of the Red Party, of '...not writing in pencil...' Mr Speaker has administered detentions accordingly.
written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
Goodbye Greasy Tuesday
A new government bill has been passed, which deems the use of the term 'Fat Tuesday' as inappropriate. From now on, the Tuesday before Lent, is to be known as 'Horizontally-Challenged Tuesday'.
written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
The obese are finding clever ways to decrease food intake
Poor self-control largely explains why so many Americans are obese. The obese have begun bombing grocery stores and supermarkets near their homes in order to combat their undying desire to eat food.
written by Brandy Pasquino, 13 August 2014
Fellaini bags last minute Brussel Sprout!
Man Utd were saved by a much maligned Belgian who in the last minute bagged a Brussel sprout and shot down a bunch of Oranges. Idiots jeering his every move also were made to swallow their crap!!
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