Theologians Confirm: 'Hell Is One Long Human Centipede'
After months of speculation, recent evidence from top religious scholars has verified Hell to be "A twisting shit sandwich for miles without end."
Stay posted to see where you'd be stitched in.
written by Cereal and Milk, 01 August 2014
Obama Dispenses With POTUS Title-He'll Choose a New One Daily
WashDC-Obama formally shed President as his job title. He chooses to be called by more "relevant" descriptions, as his whim dictates,i.e., Prince of Folly, Social Worker-in-Chief, Head Golf Guy, etc.
written by Trinculoman, 01 August 2014
Sprunt Festival Planned To Celebrate Scottish Independence
Sprunt, meaning "to chase girls around among the haystacks after dark" is recorded in an old dictionary of the dialect of Roxburgh. It is one of many customs to be revived after Independence.
written by Auntie Jean, 01 August 2014
Prince Edward Caught Exposing His Whiffler
Prince Edward was keen to expose his new Medeival style whiffler on a walkabout in Borth today. The whiffler walked in front of him with an axe, hacking at any peasants who got in the Royal Way.
written by Auntie Jean, 01 August 2014
Official Start Of An Era
Unfortunately the end of an "era" has occurred which has only just started. We apologise for any inconvenience.
written by Auntie Jean, 01 August 2014
