There's a New Ronald McDonald!
He's thinner. You guessed it. He doesn't eat at McDonald's.
written by Gail Farrelly, 26 April 2014
Rat Attack
Experts believe that "super rats" will cause havoc at this years music festivals! Well their still better than touts
written by Backandtotheleft, 26 April 2014
Body Double
Body found in Manchester canal! Not mine says passer-by. More to follow.
written by Backandtotheleft, 26 April 2014
UKIP Upstart
A UKIP party member has been suspended for "repellent views" he thought it was OK to talk to a Spaniard!
written by Backandtotheleft, 26 April 2014
Al-Qaeda Alterations
An Al-Qaeda "General Manager" has died in a air strike. We wonder who will replace him, however Mohammad from accounts is a early favourite.
written by Backandtotheleft, 26 April 2014
