Rock and Roll Hall of Shame
Ace Frehley played a concert with Kings of Leon and Queens of the Stone Age. They performed Jumping Jack Flash with only ten people in attendance. The concert was deemed a royal flush.
written by MarsPandora, 27 September 2013
......Where's Mr Schindler when you want him?
Oberfuhrer, Ian 'Clunkhead' Smiff announces Jobless 'To be forced to work'....the unemployed loaded onto trains and sent to camps in Norwich, yellow star optional is it Mr Smiff?
written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 September 2013
.....to pee or not to pee?
Prince George to be christened on October 23rd...what a coincidence same day as my rectal examination!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 September 2013
Spanish MPs are considering changing time by an hour -
To improve eating, working, and sleeping times. Another option would be to make the time a constant midnight or a never-ending noon.
written by Samuel Vargo, 27 September 2013
KKK to rally around Gettysburg battlefield on Oct. 5 -
Now this hate and venom? As if the loss of 50,000 American lives during the Civil War wasn't enough punishment and horror?
written by Samuel Vargo, 27 September 2013
BBC Reports Lord Rennard sexual touching claims have nonsufficient proof -
Lord Rennard was unavailable for comment - he was reportedly at a spanking party in northern London.
written by Samuel Vargo, 27 September 2013
Cameron Refuses Salmond's Offer to Debate on Scottish Independence -
And this refusal is only more evidence that Scotland will remain in Great Britain Proper.
written by Samuel Vargo, 27 September 2013
BBC: Scientific Report by U.N. Claims Mankind is Causing Climate Change -
Scientists are 95 percent sure of this and when the pole's temps soar to over 200-degrees Fahrenheit, they'll most likely be 100 percent sure.
written by Samuel Vargo, 27 September 2013
Miley Cyrus is so thrilled to be on the cover of 'The Rolling Stone' that she got it tattooed on her feet -
Really, being on the cover of this raggedy assed rag's no big thing anymore, Miley. They just put a mass murderer on their cover and made him look like Jim Morrison.
written by Samuel Vargo, 27 September 2013
Hey Browns fans, do you think the Trent Richardson trade was crazy?
Well the Browns' newest trade's even crazier - they've just traded their offensive and defensive lines for a troupe of dancing circus midgets.
written by Samuel Vargo, 27 September 2013
"Who is the 'white widow' Samantha Lewthwaite?" (BBC)
Er, she's known as the 'white widow' and her name is Samantha Lewthwaite?
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 27 September 2013
Kanye West Has Made an Ass of Himself Again
Kanye West is doing or saying something, somewhere. He is agitating somebody. Tweeting, talking, pontificating, or walking, somewhere, right now, he's at it again.
written by Tony Bagodonutz, 27 September 2013