.deputy squeaker
Parliamentary deputy speaker Nigel Evans:"I'm in limbo over sex charges!"....if I were you cobber I'd get out of 'limbo' before he makes a complaint!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 September 2013
Caught in a Trap...attoni
Ireland fail to qualify for world cup and willingly encourage him to walk on out
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 11 September 2013
"Roy Hodgson Defends England"
EDL welcome a new, surprise member
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 11 September 2013
In Bizarro-World News Today:
Syria has no chemical weapons and never used them, but is willing to turn them over anyways.
written by The Ruling Authority, 11 September 2013
Wales loses 0-3 to Serbia -
The good people of Wales are shaking their heads asking, 'We didn't even know they had a football in Serbia. Maybe that's why they played in Cardiff.'
written by Samuel Vargo, 11 September 2013
My my my, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
Conservative MP Nigel Evans resigns as Commons Deputy Speaker, after being charged with offences including sexual assault, indecent assault and rape.
written by Samuel Vargo, 11 September 2013
If it happened to the 'wild & wooly,' it could happen to us -
The BBC reports researchers claim climate change, not cavemen, drove the woolly mammoth to extinction.
written by Samuel Vargo, 11 September 2013
"DAD HAS BIG BALLS!"
The BBC reports scientists claim there's a link between the size of a father's testicles and how active he is in bringing up his children.
written by Samuel Vargo, 11 September 2013
Walmart to offer credit for smartphones -
But make sure you use your credit card, or a debit card, to pay for all this "credit" you're getting when you trade in your moldy old phone for a new one.
written by Samuel Vargo, 11 September 2013
Detroit Area Burger Joint Will Pay Its Workers a $15 / Hour -
Moo Cluck Moo might have a funny name, but its workers are Moo Cluck Mooing all the way to their banks.
written by Samuel Vargo, 11 September 2013
