'EU Politics Undermining Satire', Complain Humourists
'Events in Greece, Italy and other European countries are more bizarre than anything we can invent,' said a spokesman for the Society of Satirists. 'Each insane idea we have gets topped by real life.'
written by Swan Morrison, 07 March 2013
Fergie to discuss Rooney situation at press conference
"Wayne who?"
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
WAYNE ROONEY TO LEAVE MANCHESTER UNITED!
just after training at 12.30pm tomorrow. Off home to watch CBBC no doubt.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
MP Resigns Over Breathing Incident
'When accused of breathing, he instinctively denied it and arranged an illegal cover-up,' said a party spokesman. 'Breathing, of course, is OK. As usual, the unnecessary lies led to the resignation.'
written by Swan Morrison, 07 March 2013
Vicky Pryce found GUILTY!
Vicky Pryce has been found guilty of being married to a Liberal-Democrat and has been given a life-sentence.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Vicky Pryce found guilty of taking husbands speeding points
Struggling QPR manager Harry Redknapp has put in a bid for the points, but was told the transfer window has closed.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Chavez Jokes Cut Short by People Not Knowing Who He Is
The internet today struggled to make jokes about the death of Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez due to not knowing who he is. "Hu-gone?" said one commenter, scratching his neckbeard. "I don't have a clue"
written by padddy5, 07 March 2013
Lord Sugar wrote me off, claims Apprentice winner
I always thought Stella English was a beer label.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Warner Music Group owner invests £40m in Daisy streaming service
But shockingly zero investment in a daisy-cutting service.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Fox News chief calls Obama 'lazy' in new book
Roger Ailes labels Joe Biden 'dumb' and Newt Gingrich 'a prick' in official book released ahead of unauthorised account.
Somebody at Fox News involved in controversy - shirley not?
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Boris Johnson agrees to BBC documentary about his life
Surely the Comedy Channel would have been more appropriate?
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Bonnie Tyler to represent UK in Eurovision song contest
No Jedward this year - hoooray!
Oh hang on a minute - they were representing Ireland...
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Official Charts Company to launch Christian music chart.
"In at number 10 - Cumbaya m'lord cumbaya gangnam remix! Sensational!
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Welcome to the future of entertainment
3 mobile ad featuring moonwalking Shetland pony attracts 3m YouTube views.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Coincidence? Shirley not.
BBC's Mark Thompson took a licence fee payer-funded trip to New York, six months before announcing job at New York Times.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Senior BBC executive claims 6p for a phone call
Haven't they heard of Skype?
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Jon Stewart to take 12-week break from The Daily Show
The English are taking over! Step forward john Oliver...
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Microsoft fined $561m for not offering alternatives to its own browser.
They offered to pay at the rate of $5 dollars a week.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Microsoft fined for not offering a choice of browsers.
I only popped in for a pair of trousers.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
BBC drama 'Mayday' filmed in Dorking
The most exciting thing to happen in Dorking since... nope, I can't think of anything.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Santander ad starring Jessica Ennis criticised as 'the worst ever made'.
Hang on a mo, what about the Go Compare adverts?
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Tesco launches rival to Netflix and Lovefilm
I hope theirs no trace of horse meat in this rival?
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Channel 5's Celebrity Wedding Planner to feature Helen Flanagan, Pete Burns and John McCririck
What could possibly go wrong?
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Seb Coe & Steve Cram to team up for Who Wants to be a Millionaire? charity special
I bet Steve Ovett could have beat them.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
Lego and The Sun newspaper end 2 year partnership
They've fallen apart, I mean broken up,
Lego is believed to be in pieces.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
David cameron gives speech in the north about HS2
Thats 'High Speed 2' not Hop Scotch 2.
written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
