Kim Jong Un Says He Fears Nothing
Scientist report that a meteor the size of Milwaukee is heading towards North Korea. Kim Jong Un says he will shoot the Solar System infidel down with one of his missiles.
The Skeeter Bite Is Gonna Hurt Like The Dickens
A Louisiana game warden has reported finding a mosquito in a bayou near New Orleans that weighs 3 pounds.
What The Hell Is That Smell?
A scientific research center in Flagstaff, Arizona has been fined by the U.S. government for cloning skunks.
The Wisconsin Bar Code Mystery
Wisconsin has just passed a law banning all bar codes. State senators refused to comment as to why.
The Fringe Benefit of A Tubal Ligation
A gynecologist in California is now offering his patients a free iPad with each tubal ligation.