Marriage
Marriage is the union between two people who love one another, and never entered for monetary, property or political advancement.
written by K.C. Bell, 26 March 2013
Wayne Rooney confirmed with Rabies!
Before tonights match in Montenegro Wayne rooney was diagnosed with Rabies, but he will certainly play because they are use to him frothing at the mouth in Montenegro!
written by unknown
I hear you knoxing!
"Knox, knox who's there?......Amanda ain't!"
written by Herrdoktorfox, 26 March 2013
Cyprus to remain 3rd largest Mediterranean island despite E.U. bailout
Bank stocks dropped by 4% on news that Cyprus would remain the Mediterranean Sea's third-largest island despite a bailout. Cypriots, meanwhile, remain unmoved. Sicily and Sardinia issued no comment.
written by Lyndon, 26 March 2013
Mayor Bloomberg Strikes A Positive Blow For The Hookers
New York Mayor Bloomberg says that in order to avoid the obvious negative connotations he is issuing a directive prohibiting the use of the word street walker and replacing it with pavement princess.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 March 2013
Same Sex Marriages: Six of One, Half Dozen of The Other
Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona says she is against same-sex marriages, especially if it is between two men or two women.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 March 2013
Kim Jong Un Is Mad At Le France
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is angry at France and vows to launch a missile towards the Eiffel Tower.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 March 2013
Punxsutawney Phil and Jay Leno Are In The Same Boat
Punxsutawney Phil, getting up in age, will most likely be replaced in 2014, by Punxsutawney Phyllis.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 March 2013
Nazi Stuff Is A "No No"
The city of Miami Beach has just banned all Nazi memorabilia. One very unhappy Nazi memorabilia shop owner says he will be moving to Arizona.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 March 2013
