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The Black Eyed Peas, Will.i.am Announces A Name Change
The leader of The Black Eyed Peas, Will.i.am says that he will be changing his name to the more politically correct Will.i.is.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2013
Kirstie Alley Does The Harlem Shake
Kirstie Alley is reportedly furious after she was warned by the LAPD not to ever do the Harlem Shake in public again.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2013
Lindsay Lohan Is Already Planning Her Escape
Lindsay Lohan says if she gets sent to prison she will dig her way out within 48 hours.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2013
Nicki Minaj Finally Explains Her Tardiness
Nicki Minaj, American Idol judge, explained that the reason she was late to last week's show was because she got her gigantic butt stuck in a revolving door at a Beverly Hills cosmetic's shop.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2013
Miley Cyrus May Go Back To Her Old Ways
Miley Cyrus has said that if ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth doesn't get back together with her, she is going to revert back to her old ways and give old guys lap dances, pole dances, and Laker tickets.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2013
Wynonna Judd Talks About Dancing With The Stars
Wynonna Judd said the reason why she went on Dancing With The Stars is to lose about 4 or 5 pounds and to promote an upcoming album of anti-Taylor Swift songs.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2013
The Reason Why Tiger Fell For Lindsey Vonn
Tiger Woods says that one of the reasons why he fell in love with his new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn is because she is the whitest white blonde girl he has ever seen, and of course white is his favorite color.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2013
One of The Reasons Why Mrs. Bill O'Reilly Divorced Bill
Bill O'Reilly's wife has stated that one of the reasons why she divorced him was because she got sick and tired of him sitting around the house and using the phrase fair and balanced at least a dozen times a day.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2013
Lisa Rinna Says She's Going To De-Lip a Bit
Lisa "Lips" Rinna says that she has to get about a pound of silicon removed from each lip otherwise she's afraid she'll develop Chelsea Handler's whining voice.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2013
Dancing With The Stars Said No To Gisele Bundchen
Gisele Bundchen (Mrs. Tom Brady) was to have appeared on Dancing With The Stars but producers were afraid she would brutally degrade, insult, and attack the three judges.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2013
"You dirty Mayor!"
Boris Johnson admits: "I'd love a crack at PM"....later retracts statement saying he actually mean't: "I'd love a go at the PM's crack!"
written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 March 2013
Rupert Murdoch Very angry and press deal
The press boss has summoned David Cameron to explain himself and hinted that the photos will be published if Dave doesn't do as he says.
written by John_L, 19 March 2013
Accountants take to streets
Hostile forensic accountants have marched on the capital of Latvia, Riga, in a bid to humiliate financial auditors who they accuse of unorthodox work practises."They're pure scum" said one protester.
written by whatinthe world, 19 March 2013
Zoologists lose good nature
Angry zoologists have taken to the streets of Birmingham to protest at the number of people who incorrectly spell the word "zoologist" in letters and emails. Residents accused them of being pedants.
written by whatinthe world, 19 March 2013
