Time stood still in Iraq!
Tony Blair begged H.G.Wells via a medium to show him how to build a time machine so he can send the SAS in to remove Saddam before the Iraq invasion and clear his guilty conscience; WMD's, F'off!
written by unknown
Oil Tycoon Thinks Big
Texan oil tycoon Max Blocksberg is set to become hung like a mule - he's just paid over a million dollars for an operation to have his penis surgically swapped with a donkey's.
written by Darwin, 18 March 2013
Brian Cox admits to sneezing bigger comets
after an amateur astronomer admits that the photograph that gained world acclaim was actually a bit of greenfly ejecta on his camera lens
written by Crunk, 18 March 2013
