Richard III was not a car park attendant!
History has proven that Richard III was definitely not a car park attendant so the skull found under a car park is not his; it belonged to a medieval Traffic Warden; hunchbacked bastard!
written by unknown
Clinton tells all
In earth shattering news, former US President Bill Clinton has revealed that he used to be a women before realising that he couldn't "perform" with a man, so he changed his gender to win over Hilary.
written by whatinthe world, 05 February 2013
President Obama's ATM
Willie Sutton said "I rob banks because that's where the money is." King Obama I will soon run out of rich people and start taxing the middle class to pursue his wealth redistribution agenda.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
More Wealth Redistribution
LONE RANGER: King Obama I wants more revenue from the rich to get the economy moving. TONTO: He who speaks with forked tongue should get a real day job to earn more revenue!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
Chicago Problem Solved
President Obama has appointed the Reverend Jessie Jackson as the Chicago Safety person to patrol the inner city. The Reverend was issued an AK-47 assault rifle with one 10 round magazine.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
Sounds Like Baghdad Bob
The Syrian defense minister told Syrian state TV, "The heroic Syrian Arab Army, that proved to the world that it is a strong army and a trained army, will not be defeated."
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
Got That Right
Ayn Rand is laughing at President Obama trying to fix ObamCare contraception mandates with additional government bureaucratic band aids that create more problems and extra costs!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
Democratic Federal and State Thievery
Taxes are being raised on seniors who saved for their retirement, gave up vacations, drove old cars and put their kids through college to provide for today's freeloaders via wealth redistribution!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
Obama Ignores Mental Health Issues
President Obama fears that left liberals like Rep. Pelosi (D-CA), many House Democrats, Senate Majority Leader Reid (D-NV) and many top Senate Democrats will be certified as loons!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
Man With US Map Tattooed On Body Injured in Bar Fight
Police say unidentified 28 year-old sustained contusion to Homer, Alaska and swelling around the Florida Panhandle.
written by Ducksley, 05 February 2013
