Exhaustive Research Pays Off
Global warming denier doubts burning fossil fuels changes atmospheric composition, temperature. Scaled-down experiment tests theory: He pulls car into garage, closes door, leaves car running, dies.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 02 February 2013
Accountants about to hit London
The general populous of London have been asked to evacuate the city in light of a threatened invasion of chartered accountants from Manchester. "This is serious I'm afraid" said one policeman. Blimey!
written by whatinthe world, 02 February 2013
Stupid Redneck Clogs Up Breaking News With Anti- Obama Crap
written by rfreed, 02 February 2013