Britain to be assigned AA rating
I know we drink a lot in this country, but to assign us an AA rating is a bit harsh.
written by IainB, 25 February 2013
Horse in Ikea meatballs
Ikea have withdrawn their meatballs after horse DNA was found in a batch. Food watchdogs said that this was like bolting the stable door, after building it from flat-pack, obviously.
written by IainB, 25 February 2013
Cardinal O'Brien resigns
Cardinal O'Brien resigns as Scottish Bishop when it transpires that he once kicked Bishop Brennan up the arse.
written by IainB, 25 February 2013
Because Birds Are Stupid
A new game has emerged in the wake of Penguins: Spy in the Huddle. "What you do," said TV Watcher, Ben Stiler, "is say 'because penguins are stupid' after everything the present says. It's hilarious."
written by IainB, 25 February 2013
Swedish giant forced to eat humble "horse pie!"
Swedish furniture giant, Ikea, not only drives their customers horse-mad whilst building their furniture; they also leave them "chomping at the bit" after eating their meatballs!
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It's impolite to ask a lady
New politeness rules governing online forms mean that if the Gender Field is filled in with 'Female' then the Date of Birth or Age fields must be removed from the form.
written by IainB, 25 February 2013
Against All Odds
An IKEA meatball won the third race at Belmont Park yesterday.
written by Michael Balton, 25 February 2013
You want spare screws with that sir?
IKEA flat packed meatballs withdrawn over Norsemeat fears!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 February 2013
Contaminated Meat Scandal Continues
Traces of cabinet drawers found in IKEA meatballs
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 25 February 2013
Further Pistorious Details Emerge
According to reports Oscar Pistorious wanted a hook on the bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 25 February 2013
Britain's Highest serving Catholic stands down
Keith O'Brien has committed a Cardinal sin.
Catholics to take out middle pages of tabloid newspaper advertising vacancies.
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 25 February 2013
