Meanwhile, Back at the Hall of Justice
BATMAN: House Bill 36DD means nipple exposure in North Carolina could get you 6 months in prison.
ROBIN: Holy headlights, Batman! Anyone shot there next Gun Appreciation Day should wear a shirt!
written by The San Francisco Onion, 16 February 2013
Riding Bareback, and Front
LONE RANGER: House Bill 36DD means nipple exposure in North Carolina could get you 6 months in prison.
TONTO: Me not wear shirt sometimes. Good thing law only apply to female, Kemo Sabe!
written by The San Francisco Onion, 16 February 2013
Who will win NBA Slam Dunk Contest? Better question: who gives a gall-dang?
Similar to the MLB's Home Run Derby during All-Star Game festivities, fans will sort of watch 7-foot-tall players with 3-foot-long arms place a ball in a 10-foot-high basket. Big fucking whoop.
written by Lyndon, 16 February 2013
Cameron fart causes major damage
A sneaky fart by UK Prime Minister David Cameron has reverberated across the entire European continent causing massive damage to buildings and personal injury to residents living within the explosion.
written by whatinthe world, 16 February 2013
Bardot caught
A fisherman from Bornemouth has landed a big catch today....Brigitte Bardot!! Yes, the famous film star was caught using a three foot rod, reel and lure, amazing his fellow anglers. Good fishing lad.
written by whatinthe world, 16 February 2013
TUC going all funny
Members of the TUC held their annual meeting recently. It was conducted in the Latin language because "we felt like it okay". One member sang the "Red Flag" in ancient Greek. What the hell is going on
written by whatinthe world, 16 February 2013
Hereford targeted by cryptos
A sustained invasion of Hereford is being undertaken by Dutch crypto-zoologists in an unexplainable event, the like of which cannot be recalled by local residents. "Can this be the end?" some said.
written by whatinthe world, 16 February 2013
Traces of Cameron found in Brooks
What is believed to be the body of Rebeckah Broooks has been found washed up on the Thames, with extracts of the Prime Minister's semen discovered.
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 16 February 2013
