The Spotless Thief
A student from Milton Keynes was spotted by CCTV stealing 4 bars of soap but security guards could not catch him and he made a clean getaway. A police spokesman said it "we expect it's white-collar crime!"
written by IN SEINE, 08 April 2013
Funeral guests for Mrs T
I wonder if Arthur Scargill has been invited?
written by Jaggedone, 08 April 2013
Enrolment at dance classes are up
After the news of Margaret Thatcher's death, dance lessons have had a sudden influx of former miners.
written by IainB, 08 April 2013