Jackboot thwarts North Korean nuclear launch!
At last we can thank Hitler for something, his jackboots, that have thwarted the North Korean nuclear launch by spiking the barrel; non-smoking!
written by unknown
Better Safe Than Sorry!
So as not to run the risk of waking the dead the chimes of Big Ben will fall silent for Lady Thatcher's funeral in London tomorrow.
written by Tommy Twinkle, 16 April 2013
Ugly man arrested
A Birmingham man has been arrested for being "way too ugly" in his facial appearance. A Police spokesman said that grotesque members of the public should be barred from appearing in civil places. Oh!!
written by whatinthe world, 16 April 2013
Union leaders have called for Big Ben to strike
...during the funeral of Baroness Thatcher
written by Crunk, 16 April 2013
