Chinese ban Pigeon-Spies from Beijing!
The paranoid Chinese Communist party has banned ping pong balls, open windowed vehicles and pigeon-spies from flying in their air space until they've chosen a new leader; here his name, WAN KIN DIK!
written by unknown
Can you hear me mother?
Woolly mammoth skeleton unearthed near Paris, well I'll be buggered, I often wondered what happened to the mother-in-law on the day trip back in 1967?
written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 November 2012
G45 heading for their P45
G45 loses contract to run Yorkshire prison....next week they lose the winkle stall"
written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 November 2012
Hallelujah man!
New Archbishop of Canterbury appointed...bastards, I bet they never even considered my application!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 November 2012
Take-it-away!
Hi Jintao hails China's 'Golden Decade'.."I'll drink to that..whoever you are, I've still got my sixpenny Chinese yo-yo after all these years...and they said it would not last...quality wins through!'
written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 November 2012
Obama admits being a Muslim
President Barack Obama has finally admitted that he is, in fact, a muslim and an informal member of the Indonesian terrorist group Jamal Islamiya. He says he likes this group very, very, very much.
written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2012
