Newly French Joey Barton wants to stay at Marseille
He claims he can't come back to England because he's completely forgotten how to speak English since he learned French.
Missing you already.
written by Simon Saunders, 30 November 2012
The Catholic diocese of Milan increases specially trained exorcism priests from 6 to 12
If anyone requires the exorcism service they can call a newly set up hotline that's been established to deal with an increasing volume of calls.
It's an easy number to remember, just dial 666.
written by Simon Saunders, 30 November 2012
Nutritionists Issue Health Warning
Nutritionists at St. Philbert's Medical College have advised people to keep away from fruit and nuts. They say :"you are what you eat!"
written by IN SEINE, 30 November 2012
Waking Up to UKIP
It is sleepy time down south and the nightmare is not yet over.
written by j.w., 30 November 2012
Milton Keynes Arsonist Strikes Again!
A suspected arsonist burned down a shoe factory in Milton Keynes today. A spokesman said: "over 200 soles were lost."
written by IN SEINE, 30 November 2012
Cameron clear on Leveson
"I understand the recommendations that Leveson proposes and I will do exactly what Mr Murdoch tells me to do." the Prime Minister said yesterday.
written by John_L, 30 November 2012
Channel Four to screen controversial Christmas Message
Channel Four will screen a Christmas message recorded by Sir Jimmy Savile in 2002 at 3pm Christmas Day. It was originally recoded to be their alternative to the Queen but Sharon Osbourne's went out.
written by John_L, 30 November 2012
Red Bull announce limited edition flavor.
The new flavor will be named 'Fernando's Sour Grapes' after Formula one runner up Fernando Alonso who is a very sore loser.
written by John_L, 30 November 2012
Plumbers braced for record call outs tomorrow.
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the year tomorrow for plumbers as men shave off their Movember tashes causing blocked sinks everywhere.
written by John_L, 30 November 2012
Plumbers braced for record call outs tomorrow.
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the year tomorrow for plumbers as men shave off their Movember tashes causing blocked sinks everywhere.
written by John_L, 30 November 2012
