John McCain Says U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice: "Not too bright"
If Senator John McCain, third from bottom of class at Annapolis, had picked Stanford graduate and Rhodes scholar Susan Rice as his Vice President instead of Sarah Duh, he'd be President right now.
written by K.C. Bell, 25 November 2012
God- It's Official!
Pope Benedict also known as "Eggs" has issued a Papal decree... "God made the universe for the hell of it". Many wonder did He make hell for the hell of it too? God was not available for comment.
written by Auntie Matter, 25 November 2012
Statues to be erected to arseholes and crapped on by pigeons!
Sir Alex Ferguson's statue gave the UN a super idea! They are erecting statues all over the planet dedicated to infamous arseholes! The erections will be where millions of pigeons can crap on them!
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Savile Evidence... Where to hide?
Sites on the moon and Mars are currently being examined as possible hiding places for evidence being gathered in Nick Pollard's inquiry into the Jimmy Savile case.
written by Auntie Matter, 25 November 2012
The War Against Susan Rice
Susan Rice is too abrasive to be Secretary of State? Who'd of thought James Baker and Henry Kissinger were two weak-kneed, empty suits, and created policy with the aid of Ouija boards and tea leaves?
written by K.C. Bell, 25 November 2012
