Cowell has had enough
X Factor judge,Simon Cowell,says he will publicly hang the next outrageously awful auditioner who turns up for his talent show. "No mercy for slackers!" Cowell screamed after end of last audition.
written by whatinthe world, 16 November 2012
Meat eaters lie and are sex-maniacs!
Indian vegetarians have proof that since McD+++++s opened veggie restaurants men have stopped lying to their wives about having sex with prostitutes because living a veggy life makes them "soft"!
written by unknown
Low Opening Bid
Corby By-Election: Labour takes Tory seat then puts it on Ebay for 99p.
written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 November 2012
I want to break free!!
Swedish 'furniture' maker IKEA regrets using forced prison labour to make it's products...no wonder the crap falls apart inside a week!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 November 2012
Down Under Dave
Oz football team make request for David Beckham, they want him to man the barbie and serve the ice cold tinnies!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 November 2012
G'night all!
Police Commissioner voting an utter washout as expected....might as well elect Ronald McDonald for all its worth!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 November 2012
