Stonewall To Produce New Bestseller
Not to be outdone by E.L. James, Stonewall are determined to publish "51 Shades of Gay"
written by IN SEINE, 19 July 2012
UNEMPLOYMENT: The Reason for The Lack of Sunshine
According to The Daily Telegraph, the "warmest weather comes while people are at work". Perhaps the reason that there are not many people working any more would explain the bad weather!
written by IN SEINE, 19 July 2012
Games off
The London games of the Thirtieth Olympiad are being cancelled due to a garbage strike which will last the entire duration of the event. Athletes will now go to Monte Carlo to win real gold. Yes!!!!
written by whatinthe world, 19 July 2012
The Intelligent Designer must be a man
The Intelligent Designer in the ID Cult has been determined to be male. "If it was a woman," said Michael Beye, spokesman for ID, "then there would be an instruction manual. Therefore, it was a man."
written by IainB, 19 July 2012
Miss Zombie Universe Contest
Charleston, SC--The Democratic Party has issued a statement today stating that they will be hosting the first ever Miss Zombie Universe Pageant. Judges are Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Pres. Obama.
written by Heeke, 19 July 2012
Official: Authorities prepare for the London Sex Olympics!
They've arranged for a record 180,000 free condoms to be packed into dispensers around Games' venues.
Women's goalkeeper Hope Solo, says their an essential part of the athletes' kit!
"I see!"
written by Inchcock, 19 July 2012
Obama told he was born in a police car
Sherrif Joe today admitted he was kidding about Obama. "I actually devlivered the little squirt myself in my police car. Mom called 911; we got there nearly in time. The little bastard peed on me."
written by Aspartame Boy, 19 July 2012
Pope Forced to Admit.......
The Pope has been forced to admit that women may also be people too, after much pressure from several Nuns Groups have sought to form a Union after disparaging remarks recently made by the Holy See.
written by Kevin Nelson, 19 July 2012
Handzoff Anti-Masturbatory Gum launched!
It'll never work!
Photo of gum
written by Inchcock, 19 July 2012
Man with world's largest penis stopped by airport security because they thought had a suspect package!
The well-endowed American's penis is 9 inches when flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect!
"Well it wont me, I'm afraid!"
written by Inchcock, 19 July 2012
How many Brussels Eurocrats do you need to name a corridor? - 76!
It began with a request to name a corridor in the Altiero Spinelli building in Brussels The Baltic Way - after a peaceful 1989 mass protest against Soviet rule.
And they still can't agree!
written by Inchcock, 19 July 2012
YouGov National survey result
Which of the following statements do you believe to be true?
Man has made contact with ET's: GB 15% - Nott'm 25%
Man has NOT made contact with ET's: GB 66% - Nott'm 40%
Don't know: 1% - GB Nott'm 35%
written by Inchcock, 19 July 2012
