Arsene Wenger promises to invest
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has promised fans the club will invest the £24 million fee from Manchester United for Robin Van Persie. They are considering building society accounts that pay 6% per annum.
written by radiogagger, 16 August 2012
Arsenal fans celebrate the end of an era
By selling Robin Van Persie to Manchester United, they will no longer be known as a feeder club to Manchester City.
written by radiogagger, 16 August 2012
Injured Whale Put down in Cornwall
The 65 foot whale was stranded with injuries on a Cornish beach. These injuries were thought to be consistent with fracking in Blackpool.
written by IN SEINE, 16 August 2012
For the first Time in History…
For the 1st time in history, 2 gay judges 'tried' each other in a private sitting at Much Wenlock Magistrates Court in Shropshire.
written by IN SEINE, 16 August 2012
Government To Limit Cost To Taxpayers Of Caring For The Elderly.
The government has announced it is to limit the cost of care in old age to a maximum of £35,OOO. Said Prime Minister Mr Cameron, "After that the useless eaters will have to pay for their own care."
written by Tommy Twinkle, 16 August 2012
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 116
HOW TO MAKE A TOURNIQUET
by
Hank R. Schiff
written by IN SEINE, 16 August 2012
RVP United!
RVP United; RIP Arsenal
written by unknown
Vote For Joe Biden
He ain't just whistlin' "Dixie"...he's livin' it!
written by Adam Click, 16 August 2012
Germany taking on the world financial system alone
The guys in white hats report the world is ending this week.
written by Aspartame Boy, 16 August 2012
