Sacramento California Has New Tourism Campaign
In order to capitalize on both their extensive sports activities and indiginous gay community, Sacramento released their new ad campaign "Sacramento - Where Men Are Men, And So Are Half The Women!"
written by Pariah, 07 May 2011
Invasion of Finland Imminent
Prime Minister David Cameron today announced that an invasion of Finland was now likely "not because of its strategic position to Russia but because we believe they have weapons of mass destruction".
written by Auntie Matter, 07 May 2011
Fozzi Bear Sues Shakira For Stealing Lyrics
Fozzi Bear, mediocre comedian from the Muppet Show and pooper in the woods, is suing bodacious babe Shakira over her supposed use of his trademark line "Waka Waka" in her hit single of that name.
written by Pariah, 07 May 2011
Osama Bin Laden owned a TV and Watched it
Not only did Osama Bin Laden watch himself on TV, he is reported to have also watched Dancing with the Stars, and The Office.
written by Ellie James, 07 May 2011
I'm feeling sick about the unrest in he world
Spoof writers unite. Surely we can do something POSITIVE to benefit suffering people around the world. Any suggestions?
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Robbie Williams Hater Confesses
He never liked him in 'Mork and Mindy.'
written by Skoob1999, 07 May 2011
Administrators needed for The Spoof
Mark is looking for new Administrators to assist him on the Spoof. Requirements? Honesty, kindness, confidence in oneself as a writer, empathy (look it up in the dictionary).
Also - selflesness.
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Spoof Site struggling
The Spoof is suffering from a diminished number of readers. It is believed that this is because more FEMALE writers are needed. REAL women. Not 'fake' ones. Come on ladies....get writing.
written by unknown
Lady Godiva 'in bits' after turning down Paul McCartney's proposal in the '60's
Yes, I am in bits because I had the chance to marry Paul McCartney when I met him in Liverpool, at The Cavern in 1992. My mam and dad were against the wedding. Now they are kicking themselves.
written by unknown
Nebraska To Quit Playing Football
After getting their asses kicked by real teams in the Big 12, Nebraska fled to a wimpy conference only to get pounded again. "We want our mommies!" many Cornholers were crying from the locker rooms.
written by Pariah, 07 May 2011
Dominatrix Opens S&M Cake Shop
Every cake comes with lashings of whipped cream.
written by pinxit, 07 May 2011
Usually It's The Other Way Around
Art experts in Malaga, Spain find a cheap painting underneath a $4.3 million Picasso.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 May 2011
The Internet Wedding Bells Have A Tendency of Fading Fast
A woman who lives in Tucson, Arizona has just reported that she was married and divorced on the same day via the Internet.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 May 2011
Green Is Such An Appropriate Color
The government of Greenland has decided that it's new Department of Tourism slogan which will be shown on American television will be the politically correct, Go To Greenland - It's Gone Green.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 May 2011
And The Man's Wife Has It All On Film
A man living in Milwaukee, Wisconsin was turned into local authorities by his wife for angrily removing the bed's mattress tag.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 May 2011
Temperature Gauge…
You could tell how cold it was in February because a solicitor in Macclesfield once I actually caught on CCTV with his hands in his own pockets.
written by IN SEINE, 07 May 2011
Sun Launches Counterstrike Against Sunglasses.
The Sun (aged 4.5 billion) has released a new range of devices to blind people after discovering people are wearing sunglasses to counter it's attacks.
written by Professor A. Tweedy, 07 May 2011
Whammers
West Ham fans have formed the West Ham Association of Masochists. The club will be now known as the Whammers.
written by j.w., 07 May 2011
Paul McCartney to Wed Gold-digging Meathole.
Sir Paul McCartney has announced that he will be marrying 55-year-old money grubber Nancy Shevell: First order of business; Shevell is deciding where to hide half of Paul's sh-t.
written by anthonyrosania, 07 May 2011
Job Well Done
Headline "Obama gets Osama!" Most of the heavy lifting was done by the US national security team, CIA and the SEALs!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
Safety First, Perhaps
USDOT Secretary LaHood has mandated the use of lap-belts for skateboarders and snowboarders!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
No Virgins for Him
Osama bin Laden arrived in hell and received 72 empty bottles of fifth pressing olive oil!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
No Change
President Obama's latest economic policy, keep doing the same thing and "HOPE A MIRACLE OCCURS!"
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
Duh, What?
The State of Maryland sponsors gambling casinos for raising tax money for education etc. Part of this money is used to sponsor two programs to help people who become addicted to gambling!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
Animal Rights
The FEC has uncovered that an anonymous Democratic donor gave large sums of money to the Obama reelection campaign through a front group consisting of a donkey and a telephone!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
Point to Ponder
Superman has renounced his US citizenship. Some American voters think President Obama has done the same thing, always running to the UN!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
Correlation Studies and Taxpayer Money
Left wing think tanks ask the federal government for grant money to study things based on correlation of events. For example pig farmers and cancer rates or shark attacks and the phase of the moon!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
Real Estate for Sale
Iranian President Ahmadinejad has put his secret getaway retreat in Abbottabad Pakistan up for sale, after a noisy event occurred at a walled compound down the street!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
Advocacy.web
Create your own activist group by going to our website. Enter (NAME OF GROUP) is (FOR/AGAINST) pending (FEDERAL/STATE) legislation to (FILL IN CAUSE). Send check for $100 to address on website.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
Population Prediction
The UN says there will be 10 billion people on planet Earth in 90 years. Unfortunately most of us reading this snippet will not be here to see that!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
New Advocacy Group
Advocates for the elimination of Democratic left wing BS have raised $3 trillion after House Minority Leader Pelosi (D-CA) gave a speech about deficit reduction!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
Front Runner
A new Republican poll shows that Anybody-But-Obama leads potential presidential candidates Trump, Gingrich, Huckabee, Romney, Paul, Pawlenty, Palin, Cain and Bachmann!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
New Democratic National Committee Chairman
Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL) has been selected as the new DNC Chairman. Washington DC insiders say she is a younger clone of far left wing House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
Peace and Quiet
US Fish and Wildlife Service ban environmentalists from national parks. Numerous complaints were received from wolves, elk and buffalo about the constant whining by these folks keeping them awake!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 May 2011
