Why do? #5
Why DO Canadians spell TYRE TIRE when they are supposed to use TRUE ENGLISH spellings? I just don't get it.
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Why do #4
Why do some Canadians say,"I have to BRING my child to the doctor's", when they really mean, "I have to TAKE my child to the doctor's'? Why can't they learn the difference between bring and take?
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Why do? #3
Why do Canadians/Americans avoid saying the word TOILET? Why do they consider it to be a 'dirty' word. Why?
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Why do? #3
Why do Canadians/Americans avoid saying the word TOILET? Why do they consider it to be a 'dirty' word. Why?
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Why do? #2
Why do Canadians/Americans say 'tomato' and we Brits say 'tomato'?
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Why do? #1
Why do Canadians/Americans say such things as, "My dog went to the bathroom on your lawn," when they really mean, "My dog shit on your grass?"
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Osama Enters Guinness World Records for Longest Game of Hide and Seek
Finally some proud news for the Bin Laden family, as Guinness Book of Records enters Osama as the Longest Player of the game Hide and Seek, ever to have remained hidden at just short of 13 Years.
written by Not The Nine O'clock News, 04 May 2011
Proof that Bin Laden is dead…
This is news that you will not hear from the Obama administration: Osama Bin Laden has definitely been dead for several years because his ghost haunts us today and for ever
written by IN SEINE, 04 May 2011
Exorcisms Warning
Exorcists must remind their customers, that they have to pay their bill, or their house will be repossessed.
written by IainB, 04 May 2011
Bin Laden burial at sea a mistake
It was revealed that the US intended to capture Osama Bin Laden alive, interrogate him and possibly use waterboarding on him. However, agents misunderstood the order and "surfboarded" him instead.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 04 May 2011
Good Catholics
It was good to see Robert Mugabe attending the beatification of Pope John Paul II, however, Tony Blair was not in the crowd. Perhaps he thought that he was not saintly enough!
written by IN SEINE, 04 May 2011
On her lawyers advice
Kate Middleton has taken the advice of her law firm, and done her Will. "Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase Probe-Ate," said her solicitor, Lawrence Lawrence.
written by IainB, 04 May 2011
Egypt - The Country With Lots of Sand and Lots of Ca$h Problems
Egypt facing some very bad financial setbacks is considering placing some of their Egyptian pyramids up for sale.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
But Lay Lady Lay Was Lay Lady Lady
Bob Dylan told a concert crowd in Salt Lake City that he feels he is really getting old due to the fact that he sang his hit "Mr. Tambourine Man" but actually called it "Mr. Harmonica Man."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
You May Want To Go With The Gazelle On This One
The World Health Organization is asking that food consumers in Dutch West Wakaboonka refrain from purchasing zebra meat if the stripes are glowing.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
I Guess Their Money Was Too Good!
Mexico's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel was turned down when they applied for office space at Manhattan's Trump Towers.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
José Mourinho to become Sir Alex's assistant without pay!
The Special One has begged Sir Alex to let him become his assistant because he has told Real Madrid to f++k off. Sir Alex agreed and José will become his assistant until he dies, Sir Alex that is?
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China Is Very, Very, Very Serious About Their Smoking Ban
China has just initiated an indoor smoking ban. First time offenders will be fined $500. Second time offenders will be fined $1,000. And third time offenders will have their lips removed.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
It May Be A Better Idea To Visit Either Libya or Egypt
The United States Department of Tourism is urging American citizens to stay away from Abbottabad, Pakistan. Well duh, that's like telling people not to pet a piranha.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
The Kentucky Derby and That Ridiculous Jockey Rule
A total of 22 race horses have been entered to race in The Kentucky Derby, and 20 of them will actually have jockeys.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
The Kellogg's Breakfast Cereal Company May Be Making A Big Announcement
The Kellogg's Company is reporting loses of 12 percent. It has reportedly put Snap, Crackle, and Pop on notice that it may have to lay one of them off.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
The Last Time Osama Bin Laden Was Shot!
… Way back in 2001, the Al Qaeda commander received a shot of insulin for diabetes - from which he died at that time. From then on all the appearances have been made by lookalikes!
written by IN SEINE, 04 May 2011
It's a Special Day Today…
Don't forget, today is Star Wars Day
" MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!"
" MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!"
written by IN SEINE, 04 May 2011
Bin Laden's Last Words
"I wouldn't be caught dead in a cave."
written by Michael Balton, 04 May 2011
Man Killed for Selling Newspaper
Newspaper seller, Tom Linson, was found dead near his stall after being pushed over by a man disguised as a policeman.
written by j.w., 04 May 2011
Where has Libya gone?
I was reading this book 'Passion in Libya'. It was just getting interesting when another great book plunged onto my desk 'Ossie's Downfall'. I managed to avoid the best seller 'Wedding Belles'.
written by j.w., 04 May 2011
Patel has long odds
Currently at 6 to 1 Patel, a horse with a bad reputation and almost blind, has been scratched from the Police stakes as no longer useful.
written by j.w., 04 May 2011
Late Pope Beatified In Vatican City
"Thought he would have been on time for that!" Said an observer.
written by Ellis Ian Fields, 04 May 2011
Dominoes - Is It Pizza, Sugar, Or An Effect
The Middle East's "Domino Effect" has gotten so out of hand that several countries are having to purchase more dominoes.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
The Navaho's Are Not Happy Campers
The Navaho Indians are seriously considering dropping the ho part of their name for the obvious reason.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
Oprah Is One of The World's Richest Women
After watching the Rob Pattinson movie, Water For Elephants, Malia and Sasha told their father they wanted an elephant. He smiled and told the girls to text their Aunt Oprah and ask her for one.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
George "All Hat and No Cattle" Bush Finally Comes Clean
President George Dubya Bush was asked where the hell he cooked up that big old lie about the weapons of mass destruction. He giggled a bit and then said he saw it in a fortune cookie.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
Alaska - The Land of Snow Things
A 4.9 earthquake hit Alaska. Reports are that there were no injuries and the only damages were about a dozen or so snowmen that got toppled over.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
Was The Pharaoh A Dude or A Dudette?
Explorers discover an ancient pharaoh statue in Egypt. They say that it looks amazingly like Joan Rivers except not as old, wrinkled, dusty, or cheap.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
The Protesting Business Is Now A WWW.Com Event
Protesters in Libya were protesting the protesters in Egypt via the Internet.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
Is The Panama Canal Really That Dirty?
The government of Panama has asked the U.S. for $7 million to clean the Panama Canal. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said they'll have to make do with $6 million.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 May 2011
Pakistan denies knowing!
Islamabad
The Pakistani's today denied knowing OBL was living in their country.
They also claimed to have no knowledge of:women's make-up, men's razors, fashion, cologne, soap, or common sense.
written by Orvis Talbot, 04 May 2011
