Mrs Bin Laden Is Hopping Mad!
The wife of Osama Bin Laden is reported to be hopping mad because the Americans are claiming that she was killed in the raid, instead of being shot in the leg.
written by IN SEINE, 03 May 2011
Yes to AV States Bin-Laden Wanted to Say No
LONDON - The Yes to AV camp have claimed that in an unreleased video, Bin-Laden has stated that he wouldn't vote for AV if he was British because 'it stops my infidels in thier tracks'.
written by Inhopeless, 03 May 2011
Obama Explains Why It Took So Long to Release Birth Certificate
WASHINGTON DC - Obama said that he was sorry he couldn't release his birth certificate. "Sorry I couldn't. I was too busy planning to kill Bin-Laden. A little trivial waste that nine months, I know."
written by Inhopeless, 03 May 2011
California Recalls Grape Tomatoes
California recalls grape tomotoes as they aren't really grapes, and are too small to be taken seriously as tomatoes.
written by Ellie James, 03 May 2011
US Troops hack into Bin Laden's I-tunes
US commandos discover Bin Laden listens to new Grammy winner's Mumford and Sons.
written by Ellie James, 03 May 2011
U.S. Digs Through Bin Laden's Stuff
As the US looks through the most wanted man in the world's things, they discover an IKEA catalogue as well as all four Twilight books.
written by Ellie James, 03 May 2011
World's most notorious Spoofer shot dead and dumped into the North Sea!
After 10 years of hunting him the world is now a safer place; notorious Spoofer, Jaggedone alias JO, is dead? US special troops shot the bastard in Amsterdam whilst having a joint, thank Allah!
written by unknown
Osama bin Laden's Top Five Tips for Fugitives
1. Invest in a good deadbolt lock.
2. Think brutish. Dress Kurdish.
3. Caves are for losers.
4. Need a helping hand? Move to Pakistan.
5. Decline all cruise invitations.
written by Michael Balton, 03 May 2011
The Little Fella Was One Heck Of A Jockey
The San Diego Zoo reports one of its prized monkeys has escaped. When the zoo director was asked how in the world that could happen he said that the little fella just jumped on a zebra and took off.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 May 2011
Sarah Palin Has A Lot of Trust In Hubby, Toddy Palin
Sarah Palin was asked by Piers Morgan who she felt was the meaner of the two terrorist groups; Al-Qaeda or The Taliban? She thought for a moment and then asked if she could call her husband Todd.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 May 2011
Statues Used To Be Made Out of Bronze or Plaster of Paris
The city council of Crested Butte, Montana, the hometown of Heidi Montag announced at their last meeting that the brand new statue of their hometown girl has unexpectedly melted.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 May 2011
China Wants To Be Paid
China informs the U.S. that they want them to start paying a little more on their loan. A highly ranked Chinese official said that they will take Brooklyn Decker, Audra Patridge, and Jessica Alba
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 May 2011
AV Referendum to be first past the post
The Alternate Vote referendum is to be a first past the post vote. "We decided not to do AV as there are only two choices," said Clegg. "And with two choices, you get the same result."
written by IainB, 03 May 2011
Pakistan outraged
Pakistani leaders are outraged at the American incursion. "We never take out bins on a public holiday!" they declared. "This is a terrible precedent to set."
written by IainB, 03 May 2011
A Shakespearean Tribute To Eric Cantona
Alas poor Eric, I knew him Horatio...
written by Skoob1999, 03 May 2011
Finding Someone to Kill
Noticing Obama's popularity after Bin Laden was killed David Cameron is on the look out for a candidate to dispose of in order to boost his popularity. A suggestion is that he should kill himself.
written by j.w., 03 May 2011
Spoof Writers Surprisingly Mum on Osama Assassination
Guess they all figured someone else would write about it.
written by Juvenal Delinquent, 03 May 2011
Wasn't That A Song By Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young?
The town of Deja Vu, Vermont has put a referendum up before the city council to change the name of the town once again.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 May 2011
The File With The Answers Is Just About Empty
The producers of the television game show Jeopardy may be cancelling the show due to the fact that they have just about run out of answers.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 May 2011
The Catfish Have Made Their Demands
Several catfish farms in Arkansas are reporting that they will have to close due to the fact that the catfish are demanding bigger worms.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 May 2011
Facebook and Twitter Are Finally Merging
Facebook announces that they are planning to merge with Twitter and the new name will be TwitterFace
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 May 2011
