UK Internet and legal system crash under surfeit of Ryan Gags
US says 'Who?'
written by pinxit, 24 May 2011
Newt Gingrich - The Man Of Many Nicknames
Newt Gingrich says that he absolutely hates the nickname The Pillsbury Doughboy. Okay Newty so how does The Michelin Man sound?
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2011
The Surprising Reason Why Donald Trump Did Not Run For President
Donald Trump says that the reason he decided not to run for president is because he is looking into filling Katie Couric's shoes over at CBS News.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2011
Hmmm...The Bottom Line Is That It Really Ain't Too Bad Of A Trade-Off
President Obama has revealed that he received a message from Al Qaeda stating that if he agrees to let them have Arizona they promise to behave from now on.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2011
The New Reality Show That Really Looks Into The Future
The FOX Network has just come up with an idea for a brand new reality show. It's called, Okay So Who Wants To Be An Apocalypse Predictor?
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2011
Newt "The Brute" Gingrich Has Got It All Figured Out
Newt Gingrich who is against gay marriages stated that it is okay for a married man to have two or three girlfriends just as long as they are all female.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2011
TV Nutritionist takes out Super-Noodle Injunction after secret stash of junk food snacks discovered
A well known TV Nutritionist has taken out a Super-Noodle Injunction after a secret hoard of junk food snacks were discovered under her bed, the Nutritionist who cannot be named for bagel reasons..
written by I think I'm funny..., 24 May 2011
Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump - Unlike Two GOP's In A Pod
Newt Gingrich is kind of like Donald Trump except without the money, the silly ass hairdo, or the effen ego the size of Nicki Minaj's caboose.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2011
Timmy Pawlenty Does Have A Darn Good Reason
Former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty has announced that he is running for president. Well Timmy ain't fooling no one he just wants to get his ass out of cold, frozen Minnesota.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2011
Charlie Sheen And His Neverending Winning Ways
Charlie Sheen has expressed a desire to appear on next year's edition of Dancing With The Stars since he knows he will win since after all he is a...Winner!
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2011
Dick "El Fibber" Cheney Has Made Yet Another Promise
Dick "Mr. Weapons of Mass Destruction" Cheney has promised that his book on his memoirs will be at least 55 percent factual.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2011
Shhhhh...It's Supposed To Be A Secret
The U.S. Secret Service has adamantly stated that they do not have a Twitter Account. They further went on to say that they also no longer carry handguns either.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 May 2011
End of the World
The end of the world has been re-scheduled after it was found that too much was already happening on the original day named.
written by j.w., 24 May 2011
Ryan Air Named
An MP has named Ryan Air as the mystery airline that is not lost in a cloud of despondency.
written by j.w., 24 May 2011
Obama stuck in the UK
The volcanic cloud from Iceland has stopped all flights in the to and from the UK so Barrack Obama is staying a while.
'This my chance to examine the special relationship' he groaned.
written by j.w., 24 May 2011
Dang I Missed It
People who missed seeing the Rapture on May 21, 2011 can still get to see them at Jurassic Park this summer!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2011
President Obama's Unstated Mid-East Policy
Get Iraq to initiate another Iran-Iraq war that lasts for the next eight years. Iraq's homicide bombings might cease and Iran's nuclear weapons development would be interrupted!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2011
President Obama Receives a Visitor
A flying saucer landed on the White House lawn. Speaking in Hebrew the visitor said "Shalom, since our last visit 5771 years ago the human race has really figured out how to screw things up!"
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2011
Hypothetically Speaking
Are rabid environmentalists creating climate change or is fear of climate change creating rabid environmentalists?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2011
Digging up Dirt
A Democratic insider said. "Never has a field of presidential contenders (Republicans) gotten so little real scrutiny from the press corps." Didn't candidate Obama get a free pass from the media!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2011
