Britain's Granny from Hell Dies
Britain's granny from hell has died aged 86 and she has gone to heaven. Obviously, God's love is so great! How quick are we to misjudge?
written by IN SEINE, 17 May 2011
Ajax goalkeeper Stekelenburg drops trophy and United drop him!
Man United were very interested in Marteen Stekelenburg the Ajax keeper until he dropped the newly won league trophy out of the bus and United promptly dropped him! Butterfingers!
written by unknown
Elf like Boots Take off in Mexico
A bizarre fashion trend in Matehuala, Mexico prompts the wearing of extra large jock straps. Michael Cors, fashioista, stated that it's the best thing in fashion since leopard tights.
written by Ellie James, 17 May 2011
Blackburn manager celebrates!
Blackburn are desperate for points to avoid relegation,but now that their manager, Steve Kean,has been charged with drink driving they should have enough to qualify for Europe.
written by Rebel Not Taken, 17 May 2011
Humpty Dumpty fears Inflation
Eric Pickles, known to his friends as Humpty Dumpty, is worried that inflation might finally blow him to smithereens.
written by j.w., 17 May 2011
Palin to Run
Confirmation has just come in that Sarah Palin will run in the 2012 Olympic Games in Budapest.
written by j.w., 17 May 2011
"So You Wanted To See The President's Birth Certificate Huh?"
President Obama who knows exactly how to get to Donald Trump will call another press conference in order to interrupt his reality show Celebrity Apprentice.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 May 2011
Oprah Winfrey Pulls Out All The Stops
Oprah Winfrey in an attempt to boost her television ratings says she has booked Colonel Moammar Gadhafi, Kim Jong Il, and Adolf Hitler III.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 May 2011
The Dutch West Wakaboonkan-North Korean Connection
The African country of Dutch West Wakaboonka has reportedly developed a missile. They plan to trade it to North Korea in exchange for 200 lion nets.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 May 2011
But Islands Should Really Be Gender-Free
Giving in to pressure from the vast male citizenry, the Galapagos Islands will soon be renamed the Guyapagos Islands.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 May 2011
Bumper Sticker Seen in Paris on May 16, 2011
What a Dilemma!
Our Women feel Safer,
But Our Money Doesn't.
written by George McAdams, 17 May 2011
USA Imposes Official National Language
In an effort to reign in on the problems caused by all the foreign languages, the United States Congress has passed a law requiring all citizens to speak the native language - Apache.
written by Pariah, 17 May 2011
Condaleza Rice To Give Adverts
Condaleza Rice will perform a series of 20 1-minute commercials in support of some of the Republican hopefulls. The series is called 60 seconds with Condaleza Rice, or Minute Rice.
written by Pariah, 17 May 2011
IMF Policy Considerations
The potentially explosive IMF sex scandal tends to validate what many nations have been implying for years, that the IMF gives some people the shaft!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 May 2011
No Morning After Pill
Maryland is the first state to approve the use of birth control for deer. Condoms will be provided to all participating deer, including mandatory user-training taught by environmentalists!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 May 2011
