"NATO Cannot Reach Me" says Gadhaffi As Tanks Bear Down on His Compound
176 AL-MULLAH WAY, TRIPOLI - [more as it comes in]
written by Inhopeless, 13 May 2011
Jedward prove what everybody else knew, Eurovision is utter crap!
Apart from a 150 European million brain-damaged TV viewers and Jedward, the rest of the world ignore this pathetic plethora of plastic crap. Jedward have qualified and proved the rest are right!
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Sign seen at the Butchers...
' Watership Down: You've read the book, Seen the film, Now eat the cast. '
written by pinxit, 13 May 2011
Dwarf tossing at FA cup Final..
FA bigwigs will break with tradition at tomorrow's Cup Final.The National Anthem will be replaced by long throw specialist Rory Delap hurling Carlos Tevez from the touchline into a crowded goalmouth.
written by Rebel Not Taken, 13 May 2011
Chelsea's name is on the cup again this year..
FA..which is what they have won!
written by Rebel Not Taken, 13 May 2011
Barney And Friends To Perform At Jurassic Park
After several people were eaten on the island, Barney the Dinosaur has stepped forward to try to make peace with the rampaging dinos. "I'll tell them I love you and I'm sure they'll love me too."
written by Pariah, 13 May 2011
Chelsea FC - Drogba
Well, Drogba can't be accused of getting his KNICKERS in a twist as a result of the signing of Torres, because a related story here at the Spoof has Drogba admitting he doesn't like wearing underwear.
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Insurers Add Divorce Clause to Royal Auto Coverage
After the accident that killed Diana, the auto insurance company that covers the autos owned by Camilla and Kate have added a divorce clause that raises rates twenty fold if the royals divorce.
written by Pariah, 13 May 2011
Miramax To Release The Movie The Crying Game 2
The long awaited sequel is destined to hit theaters this Summer. The movie stars William and Kate and was filmed live in the royal honeymoon suite.
written by Pariah, 13 May 2011
Hamburger Helper Hand Gives Folks The Finger
Many people were upset at the gesture. According to the Hand, "My fingers are my hair and I just came in from the rain. Can I help it if my cowlick stood up?"
written by Pariah, 13 May 2011
Spoof Writers' Tongue Twister
Try saying this six times quickly:
If a Spoof Writer could Spoof Spoofs how many Spoofs could Spoof Writer Spoof if a Spoof Writer could Spoof Spoofs (without reading it that is).
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