Rich Cannot Buy Educational Privilege
David Cameron has announced that there was no way that parents, under his Government, could buy could buy educational privilege for their chiuldren. Public schools were being abolished immediately.
written by j.w., 10 May 2011
Australian swimwear causes riots on the Ganges, India!
An Aussie swimwear company depicted the Indian goddess of wealth on their latest collection and has caused massive protests along the banks of the Ganges because Indian men prefer their women topless!
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Lady Godiva's Ghost Writer search is over
Lady Godiva has found the perfect Ghost Writer, Sugar East. Sugar will be writing some of LG's stories whilst LG spends more time concentrating on getting her 'Private Dick Agency' up and running.
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Put that bus out!!!!!
Echoes of 70s comedy idol Blakey off of 'On the Buses' today as 50 buses destroyed by fire at Coatbridge
written by Gary Potter, 10 May 2011
Court refuses Max Mosely gagging request
'No problemo. Miss Smacklash has plenty back in her basement' a nonchalant Mosely said afterwards.
written by pinxit, 10 May 2011
Imogen Thomas Tour Dates
Please could someone advise me where to find a list of Imogen Thomas' Tour dates?
I've heard she's doing Giggs!
written by Scoop Hudson, 10 May 2011
Samoans to Lose Days Pay
People living in the tiny island of Samoa are up in arms today as the island prepares to jump into the future on December 29th. Many expect to lose a whole day's pay!
written by IN SEINE, 10 May 2011
Breastfeeding Helps Behaviour
It is reported that breastfeeding helps behaviour. Though he behaves like a tit, it is fairly apparent that Wayne Rooney has never ever been close to one.
written by IN SEINE, 10 May 2011
Lady Accuses Pillsbury Doughboy of Rape
The giggly little guy is no longer laughing now that fingers are pointing accusatorily rather than tickling. In addition to rape the lady also claims his erection gave her a yeast infection.
written by Pariah, 10 May 2011
Woman Gives Birth On International Date Line
A woman on a flight from Seattle to Tokyo gave birth to twins. One was born just east of the date line, the second just west - Resulting in the second child's birth the day before the first child's.
written by Pariah, 10 May 2011
Fetus Impregnates Mom With His Own Twin
In the new record for pre-mature ejaculation, a zygote came and inadvertently impregnated his mother with a baby only days younger than himself. Authorities plan to try him as a minor once he's born.
written by Pariah, 10 May 2011
New Sequel To the Men Are From Mars Series
For pre-pubescents who are just learning about sex and body differences comes a brand new pop-up book, "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. Women Have Vaginas And Men Have A Penis."
written by Pariah, 10 May 2011
World's Most Effective Diet Plan
Eat all you want of whatever you want, whenever you want it - and still lose weight! All you have to do is eat it while watching obese elderly women doing jumping jacks in the nude.
written by Pariah, 10 May 2011
