Gaddafi Seals Den Deal!
Colonel Gaddafi and his five sons have brokered a deal to buy Millwall FC. The deal worth £500 billion to the club will see the Gaddafi boys going straight into the squad for the game on Saturday.
written by iscrivener, 12 March 2011
Tokyo swept away to Alaska!
Japanese were shocked to find their capital city had been swept away to Alaska with the Tsunami ! Japanese Leaders are pleading with with the Alaskan Governor to let them tow it back, but in vain.
written by Kaleepeare, 12 March 2011
Atlas reprimanded for derliction of duty !
The Divine Vigilance Officer has reportedly caught Atlas red handed while he was busy scratching his back instead of balancing the Earth,and thus caused the Tsunami.He was left with a reprimand.
written by Kaleepeare, 12 March 2011
'' Cliff Hanger ''
Wrinkly Mr Nice Guy Cliff Richard has launched a new range of clothing accessories. The 'Cliff Hanger' is available in all good shopping centres now.
'They're very handy' said Cliff.
written by Mr Goster, 12 March 2011
'Unprecedented National Debt Justifies Anything,' Announces Cameron
'Draconian and unpopular measures must be taken on any issue I fancy due to unprecedented national debt,' giggled David Cameron today. 'I can do whatever I want if I use the deficit to justify it.'
written by Swan Morrison, 12 March 2011
Poems Cause Traffic Jam
A Spoof writer persuaded to write poems has been responsible for the World's biggest ever Traffic Jam. Drivers fell asleep on hearing the Poems read out on the radio by the unknown mystery writer.
written by j.w., 12 March 2011
Naked Su Waves
Pictures of Su Narmi, Japanese beauty, naked have caused waves of indignation. An explosive video of her in action has been posted on the internet. 'This is the nuclear option' she explained.
written by j.w., 12 March 2011
Godzilla did it
Scientist now know what caused the Tsunami, it wasn't an Earthquake, but a Godzilla fart.
written by disciple, 12 March 2011
Jon Stewart out of job, writers panic
Jon Stewart, today, found himself shutting down The Daily Show amidst the political "three ringing" the Republicans offer, claiming, "You just can't make this crap up anymore when its this obvious".
written by Waskily Wabbit, 12 March 2011
Japan Quake: Gaddafi Issues Emergency, Sends Helicopters
Sorry, some news mix-up here.
written by Hawking's Chair, 12 March 2011
It's Hard Being a Democratic Liberal
San Francisco CA elects a Republican mayor. House Minority Leader Pelosi resigns her House seat and moves to Berkeley CA to start her Congressional career all over again!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 March 2011
