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Nepali Sadhu's banned from smoking pot!

At a Hindu festival in Nepal all Sadhu's have been banned from smoking pot. They feel discriminated against because the God they worship, Shiva, loved a joint or 2 too, 'Blow me down'!

written by unknown

Golden Lion Wins Award

It was time to celebrate for The Golden Lion Pub in North Ferriby,East Yorkshire,which scooped the 'Best Pint Of Mild In Thole Of Yorkshire' Award for the first time.
'We're very proud' said a man.

written by Mr Goster, 01 March 2011

White Horse Wins Award

Terrifc news just in from The White Horse Pub in Carnage, near Skelmersdale ,which has won the prestigious 'Plate Meat Pie Of The Year' Award for West Lancashire for the 7th time.

written by Mr Goster, 01 March 2011

Black Swan Wins Award

Great news for The Black Swan Pub in Leigh, Lancashire which has just won the coveted 'Best Pub Grub In Leigh' Award for the second year running.
'Well done to everybody concerned' said a lady.

written by Mr Goster, 01 March 2011

Ghaddafi Leaves Libya to Become Director of the International Rifle Association

New initiative will focus on new Guns for the Poor program.

written by NWNewsmash, 01 March 2011

Gaddafi believes protesters are 'drugged'

"My nurses are good at dispensing drugs."

written by Hawking's Chair, 01 March 2011

Gaddafi: "My people love me"

Is he talking about those 'voluptious' nurses?

written by Hawking's Chair, 01 March 2011

Libya: Protesters Ready To Fire At Any Plane Flying Out Of Tripoli

Gaddafi may consider escaping through gas pipeline to Italy...

written by Hawking's Chair, 01 March 2011

Gaddaffi Planning To Flee To Belarus

Is Belarus offering him "voluptious" nurses?

written by Hawking's Chair, 01 March 2011

Happy St Davids Day

Englishmen everywhere are today ringing up any Welsh people they know just to wish them all the best on this joyous and momentous day!

written by Mr Goster, 01 March 2011

So Farewell, Jane Russell

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes? Not this one. You'd have been all right by me (if I was around then, obviously).

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 01 March 2011

So Farewell, Suze Rotolo

Dun-Freewheelin'. (Sorry I'm late - I only just saw your obituary).

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 01 March 2011

Editors Fired, Website Seized For Cowardice.

A famous website was seized by Federal officials, and its editors fired, when rather than allowing a dissenting opinion to be published, they deleted it. "Dissent is scary," said website officials.

written by anthonyrosania, 01 March 2011

Royal Wedding Panic

Society stampedes Mayfair shops to avoid wearing Galliano on the 29th.

written by Catherine the Average, 01 March 2011
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