Iran Banned In Facebook On Opposite Day
FACEBOOK, UNITED WEBSITES OF INTERNET - Facebook has banned the nation from all of its servers on Opposite Day. "They've constantly violated many FB rules," said Zuckerberg. "Three strikes & out."
written by Inhopeless, 13 February 2011
New Disorder Discovered
A 75-year-old actor from Milton Keynes, retired from his profession last year. He has now been diagnosed as suffering from PDSD... that is Post Dramatic Stress Disorder
written by IN SEINE, 13 February 2011
Man Cons Pie Seller
Simple Simon,a local con man was going to a fair when he saw a mobile pie shop.
'I'd love one of your juicy steak pies,' said Si.
'No problem,'said the Pieman.
Simon took the pie and ran off.
written by Mr Goster, 13 February 2011
Jockey Club Upgrade Horseshoe Threat Level
From 'Lucky' to 'Lethal'.
written by pinxit, 13 February 2011
Something Sounds Fishy
Science Fact.Fish can't actually swim.It's an illusion and because we only ever see them in water we assume they must be swimming.They are just floating and using the currents to glide about a bit.
written by Mr Goster, 13 February 2011
Knock Knock,Who's There?
75% of all knock knock jokes come from the same family in Chester-Le-Street, County Durham.The Harrison family own the rights having bought them from the late Bob Monkhouse.
written by Mr Goster, 13 February 2011
Meat Loaf Not His Real Name
Rock superstar and 'Bat Out Of Hell' inventor Meat Loaf joked with fans today when he revealed Meat isn't his real name.I'm actually called Noel Sliced-White but Meat Loaf sounds more showbiz.
written by Mr Goster, 13 February 2011
Vandalism at Tate Britain
Tate Britain in London has been smeared by "a horrible, sticky mess" after the gallery accepted sponsorship from BP.
The oil and feathers were subsequently shortlisted for the 2011 Turner Prize.
written by grimbo, 13 February 2011
Jerry Hall 's Windfall
Artwork owned by model Jerry Hall has raised more than £2 million at Sotheby's in London.
Hall claimed she was "letting go of the past" and "wasn't afraid of change".
Especially not £2.4 of it.
written by grimbo, 13 February 2011
Why Did The Ostriches of Africa Finally Give Up The Habit Of Sticking Their Heads In The Sand
Because they got tired of zebra jokesters sneaking up behind them and kicking them in their asses.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 February 2011
Paris Hilton's Pen Has Run Out Of Invisible Ink
...And she has no idea where to go to buy some more.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 February 2011
Why Are African Sheep The Angriest Animals In The Entire World?
Because the damn elephant bitches use them as tampons.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 February 2011
Filler Content Here
BIRMINGHAM - Spoofer Inhopeless added a bunch of nonsense filler content to his Snippet post today. Filler filler filler filler filler. "I need to reach 200 letters," he says, while trying to think.
written by Inhopeless, 13 February 2011
What Is The One Job In The World Where No One Has Ever Advanced
Kamikaze pilot.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 February 2011
Scientist Make An Amazing Discovery About Elephants
Elephants don't always remember and in fact most of the time they do forget.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 February 2011
A Woman In Omaha Gets A Kangaroo's Pocket Transplanted Onto Her Stomach
She said she loves it and it comes in damn handy when she goes shopping at the supermarket.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 February 2011
