World Boxing News: Clegg v Cameron
Clegg and Cameron fight in Libya tonight,but will they be half decent or like Audley?
They used to be politicians,but both heavyweights will fight for the Labour World belt,sponsored by Green Party
written by Clarkey, 04 December 2011
World Boxing News: Clegg v Cameron
Clegg and Cameron fight in Libya tonight,but will they be half decent or like Audley?
They used to be politicians,but both heavyweights will fight for the Labour World belt,sponsored by Green Party
written by Clarkey, 04 December 2011
They've Been Fracking Again!
Bomin in Cornwall was struck by an earthquake this morning measuring 2.1 on the Richter scale. It is believed that it was caused by fracking (fracturing rock strata containing shale gas)in Blackpool.
written by IN SEINE, 04 December 2011
Oxford Street Shut Due To Christmas Shopping Crush Fear
'Police will be handing out leaflets,' said a Westminster City Council spokesman, 'explaining how Internet shopping works and revealing that each year contains 364 other shopping days.'
written by Swan Morrison, 04 December 2011
Fabio Capello - I am definitely quitting!
Fabio Capello, last night insisted: 'I am definitely quitting after Euro 2012.'
"Do you have to wait that long?"
written by Inchcock, 04 December 2011
Florida's Only Volcano Now Has A Practical Use
The state of Florida has just voted to turn Mount St. Citrus, the volcano that was discovered in January of 2011, into Florida's official state landfill.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 December 2011
The Fortune Cookies Are Not Knock-Offs
The Republic of China has issued a statement condemning the rumor that it was importing fortune cookies from a bakery in China Grove, Texas.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 December 2011
The United Nations Just Cannot Be Too Careful
A United Nations Investigating Committee is traveling to the tiny country of Luxembourg to check out reports that the country has developed a nuclear bomb.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 December 2011
The Amazing Animal Known As A "Cohen"
A dairy farmer in Wisconsin who crossed a milk cow with an egg laying hen and got what he calls a cohen says that he has been offered $2,000 for the eggnog producing animal.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 December 2011
The Word Does Have A Citrusy Sound To It
The pastry word "croissant" which many believe originated in France actually was first coined by the Seminole Indians of Florida.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 December 2011
"Yankee Doodle" Sounds A Lot Better Anyway
The song "Yankee Doodle" was originally titled "Yankee Poodle" but it was changed after the government of France threatened to file a lawsuit against the writer for name infringement.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 December 2011
