Chocalate money shortage
The imminent Euro collapse has resulted in a massive stockpile of chocolate coins held by Greeks. Finance chief Stavros Souvlaki admitted, "The currency is screwed, but we can at least eat the stuff".
written by jeremy griffiths, 26 December 2011
Brazil nuts popular this Christmas
A recent poll has discovered that Brazil nuts have been popular this Christmas. "It takes a steady hand with a razor," said new found convert, John Barrowman.
written by IainB, 26 December 2011
Work from home plan not thought through
The ConDem's proposal to have more people working from home has been criticised by some.
"There's only so many fires within range of my garden hose," said one fireman.
written by IainB, 26 December 2011
Nottingham Riots - were not Riots!
Glynn Gilfoyle, of the Nott'm Police authority: "We have consistently said that we didn't feel the disturbances in August could be classified as 'rioting'.
"14 police stations torched - Not Rioting?"
written by Inchcock, 26 December 2011
