A step too far
Dept of Homeland Security fires Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio for fueling a "culture of anti-Latino bias" while he's kicking Latino illegals the f**k out of America.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 15 December 2011
Dubya the tree hugger
As war in Iraq draws to a close, green Obama administration hopes to reuse original "Mission Accomplished" banner, but finds Bush administration had it composted almost 9 years ago.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 15 December 2011
Richard Dawkins Is Censored by Turkish Porn Filter
Following recent news that Charles Darwin has been censored by a Turkish porn filter, the latest victim is Richard Dawkins because of the similarity of his name and the fact that he is always talking about evolution.
written by IN SEINE, 15 December 2011
Another Miracle in Coventry…
Following a downpour of apples in Coventry, the city was today subjected to a shower of custard. "It would appear that the Almighty is providing for the hungry." Said local vicar, Rev. G. Godbotherer
written by IN SEINE, 15 December 2011
High-Hoe
So called 'retail' expert, Mary Portarse vows to 'rejuvenate' the ailing high streets...some of which she claims: "are in crisis!" Memo to Mary, you really must leave Knightsbridge more often dear.
written by Herrdoktorfox, 15 December 2011
Ricky Gervais is told off by Jesus!
Ricky Gervais has claimed that Jesus visited him via the internet and told him off for saying that only starved children are allowed in heaven. Atheist Ricky told Jesus to "F off" Good God!
written by unknown
Put that in your Hooka Pipe and smoke it ?
Now that Pakistan and Afghanistan have jumped on the Anti American band wagon?Soldiers will now find the Blonde Lebanese Hashis is really CamelDung. Bring back Ayatolla Toilet Paper 1 ply and smile ?
written by mancalledhorsemanure, 15 December 2011
Save a tree eat a beaver ?
At the White House they two guys were arrested for smoking the White House Christmas tree.The native American's used to smoke Kinikanik which tasted like Buffalo dung and it usually was surebeats BS?
written by mancalledhorsemanure, 15 December 2011
Arizona Will Not Put Up With Pepper Spraying
Arizona has outlawed the use of pepper spray. Violators will be tasered.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 December 2011
The Continuing Saga of Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan's stolen purse has turned up for sale on eBay. Drugs sold separately.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 December 2011
The Pope Is A Great Businessman!
Pope Benedict XVI, will soon visit Mexico and in the interest of free trade he will exchange Italian pizzas for Mexican enchiladas.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 December 2011
Newt Gingrich Has Just About Had It With All The Promises
Newt Gingrich stated that if he keeps getting asked to make all these promises to not cheat on his wife he may just drop out of the presidential race.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 December 2011
Herman Cain's Male Ego Is A Little Deflated
Herman Cain confided to a close friend that he kinda misses the good old days when white blonde women were accusing him of sexual harassment and stuff.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 December 2011
Iran Knows How To Make A Deal
Iran has offered to trade the American drone to China in exchange for 50,000 egg rolls.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 December 2011
