Obama Promises to Pay Taxpayers Back for Excessive Use of Air Force One
President Obama promised to pay taxpayers back for his excessive use of Air Force One during the tense midterm election. "I just can't fly coach anymore." Obama said.
written by UWGB-Beek, 30 September 2010
Ecuador coup d'etat as President Correa's $27 billion Chevron heist bombs
Shades of I Told You So, Rafael, I Told You So!
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2010
Vegetarian Condoms Warning
A warning on the new Vegetarian Condom packets says, "May contain Nuts".
written by Xavier, 30 September 2010
Raging "bulls" to stop 'sex doggers' hanging out their "randy balls"!
At a UK lay-by and a neighbouring field "randy sex doggers" are causing so much trouble that the local council has released several raging "bulls" to frighten them off, "what a load of old Cojones!"
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Tony Curtis RIP, joins Marilyn in heaven dressed as a drag Viking!
Poor old tony Curtis has left the planet in his viking boat and is on his way to please Marilyn once more. The last we heard he was dressed as a Viking in drag so Marliyn would recognise him!
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Milliband Distances Himself from More Famous Brother
Ed Milliband says that he is no relation to Steve Miller band who had a hit in the 70s called "abracadabra".
written by IN SEINE, 30 September 2010
A pig that can walk on two legs discovered in China
A pig that can walk on 2 feet is treated like a local celebrity in a village in China. In London we have thousands of them that used to walk the beat, but due to cutbacks, they day behind desks.
written by IN SEINE, 30 September 2010
Tony Curtis' wig to be buried in separate ceremony
Hair today, gone tomorrow...
written by pinxit, 30 September 2010
Vile End To Greek Demonstration.
Peace protest ends in moussaka.
written by Nick Hobbs, 30 September 2010
Pink vajazzled pussy found on new earth like planet in wheelie bin by MI6 spy
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written by matthatt, 30 September 2010
Soft Drinks Magnate Tops China Rich List With $12bn Fortune.
"Communism's dead good, innit?" He said.
written by Ellis Ian Fields, 30 September 2010
New EC Austerity Measures
Ireland sent to bed without supper, Greece grounded for two weeks. No Playstation for Portugal this weekend.
written by Ellis Ian Fields, 30 September 2010
ADHD is genetic
Scientists have found a genetic link for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder that causes physical changes in the brain of...oh, look, a butterfly...Be right back.
written by IainB, 30 September 2010
Paul LePage tells Obama to go to hell
Maine GOP candidate says Obama's spending is "taking us to a place where my children, grandchildren will never come back." Admittedly, he's having a hard time raising them on minimum wage as it is.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 30 September 2010
"He ain't from America"
Polls reveals nearly 60 percent of Tea Partiers don't think President Obama was born in the United States. Of course, everyone knows Kenya public schools have top English language programs.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 30 September 2010
