Solar Storm approaching.. sponsored by Powergen
Recent fears of unusual solar activity headed for planet Earth have been welcomed in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland, who want a break from the consistent downpours which frequent Autumn weather.
written by masterchev, 20 September 2010
American family visit UK, food "awful"
An American family came to Britain yesterday and hated the food."White sugar,fat and bread" was one comment."What's in this "Black Pudding"? and "Where's my hot sauce"were others.Spray-on cheese is 54
written by Nick Ers, 20 September 2010
British PM Announces School Youth Conscription!
"Big Society" British PM, David Cameron has announced plans to introduce a "Cammer's Youth" organisaton for UK male youths aged 14-19. A white male only diploma doctrine in anti Asianism starts 2011.
written by iscrivener, 20 September 2010
Catholic Church Abuse Scandal: In Pictures
Following the apology from the Pope, we decided to review this scandal in pictures. However, images of this nature would be innapropriate to say the least so you'll have to make do with the headline.
written by Ozone91, 20 September 2010
Arriva in Quantum Powered Scandal - Uncertainty Abounds
UK bus service ARRIVA finally explained its inability to run on time today when engineer Dr Heisenberg revealed his buses follow quantum laws. Whenever the driver checks his speedometer, he gets lost.
written by schrodingersothercat, 20 September 2010
Tesco's invaded by droopy, ageing males needing a "hard driver!"
UK giant supermarket, Tesco's, now sell viagra to ageing, "soft" males hoping to achieve something "hard" once again. Their wives are happy, they don't have to shop anymore or replace the batteries!
written by unknown
Bin Laden back in record books for longest game of Where's Wally?
Bin Laden has recently entered the Guinness World Book of Records for the longest game of Where's Wally? The notorious Al-Qaeda leader has been hiding for nearly 10 years. George Bush frustrated.
written by masterchev, 20 September 2010
Charlie Rangle, John Conyers, Maxine Waters and Jesse Jackson, Jr. Introduce Tax-Relief Legislation
Charlie Rangle, John Conyers, Maxine Waters and Jesse Jackson Jr. introduced legislation to abolish sales tax on certain items, labeling the taxes "racist", "regressive" and "intolerant".
written by Moose, 20 September 2010
The Spoof answer world's 10 most unanswerable questions!
It needed the Spoof to unlock the mysteries behind the world's 10 most unanswerable questions, here a typical, brilliant answer to; Is there a God = Ask Allah!!!!
written by unknown
Pope praises British Army for being 'Good Catholics'
As they pull out of Sangin at the last minute...
written by pinxit, 20 September 2010
Mail & Sun death blow
The Daily Mail praises the Pope. The Sun praises Nick Clegg. Two mortal blows to save humanity!
written by j.w., 20 September 2010
Bush inspired. Starts new military regime.
After a few nights in with the Clintons, George Bush is backing a new campaign to introduce Spartans to the US Army.
"I think the Energy Swords will make problems" Bush said having completed Halo 3.
written by masterchev, 20 September 2010
