Prequel to The Social Network; "Myspace: We Hardly Knew Ye" Released Today.
Hollywood, CA--- The prequel to The Social Network; "Myspace: We Hardly Knew Ye" Released Today.
written by anthonyrosania, 03 October 2010
Limbaugh Gets Good Check-Up (For Some People)
Final check-up on Rush Limbaugh once again states that he did not have a heart attack. No heart found.
written by Bureau, 03 October 2010
Another Monroe Film
Second Film Surfaces Showing Marilyn Monroe Smoking Pot! Someone blowing smoke up her skirt!
written by Bureau, 03 October 2010
Druids Begin Own TV Channel
Druids recognized as religion for first time in UK. "Elfing time!", states leading Elf!
written by Bureau, 03 October 2010
Fat Cuts Off Blood Flow?
Obese But Healthy? Gray Area Confounds Science! Especially when forms on the face.
written by Bureau, 03 October 2010
Homeland Security Delivers First Code Blue
US terror warning could hurt Europe's economy. "Oh they're leaving like lemmings following the piper", says French restaurant owner.
written by Bureau, 03 October 2010
Must Not Need Our Help
Key NATO supply route hit again in Pakistan. "Now that we get permission to bring supplies in, they're all blown to blazes!" laments Colonel in charge.
written by Bureau, 03 October 2010
Delhi Commonwealth Games Almost Ready- India Rolls Out Yellow Carpet
Delhi Commonwealth Games almost ready. India rolls out yellow carpet as dying process incomplete.
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written by ronin47empire, 03 October 2010
Police Chief Warns of Increase in Cyber Crime
A police chief in the UK warned of an increase in cyber crime. Even as he spoke, someone stole his laptop from his office; "What did I tell you?" he said.
written by IN SEINE, 03 October 2010
Who's Fooling Who?
Rolling Stone, Ronnie Wood has said that his painting & music-making has improved since he gave up drinking. Let's face it, they were really bad. However, he probably still likes the occasional joint!
written by IN SEINE, 03 October 2010
The Empresses' New Clothes
Lady Gaga wore a meat dress then a hair dress. For Halloween rumors are circulating that she will wear a bare bones costume featuring no dress.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
A Bad Hair Day
Lady Gaga performed her act wearing a hair dress. The audience was thinking about what the hair was covering that already had a hair covering!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
Community Spirit
An abandoned distillery in Baltimore Maryland goes up in flames, no one was injured. Due to the strong odor of whiskey the neighborhood residents had one very big happy hour!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
Get the Big Polluters to Pay
Rainwater runoff from your house roof is the latest environmental scam perpetrated by federal & state governments to tax people to pay for the big water runoff polluters these governments ignored!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
Job Creation
Mid-term elections 2010 are creating new jobs. "Dirt" manufactures project an increase in the demand for their product during the month of October!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
Gee Whiz Sherlock
The federal government is now funding sex education programs that aren't based solely on abstinence. Apparently "abstinence only" has resulted in an increased birth rate among teens.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
Lame Duck Session Legislation
SML Reid is to introduce the Liberals Only Supplied Extra Revenue (LOSER) Act. This legislation lets the IRS add a 25% surcharge to their income taxes to pay for all wealth redistribution programs.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
It's the Political Silly Season
In the latest Bell Telephone poll of 37 likely voters Joe Whatshisname leads his political opponent Harriet Whocares by 2% points. The margin of error is 4% up or down making the poll meaningless.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
Election Year Parable
Republicans are hoping the scarecrow Reid and the wicked witch of the west Pelosi will be using the yellow brick road to soon leave Emerald City. The Wizard Obama will remain for at least two years.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
Democratic Party 2010 Election Campaign Strategy
Democratic liberal left incumbents cannot run on the Obama administrations legislation, so they have adopted a new strategy. It is called Salacious Lies, Incendiary Malicious Extremism (SLIME).
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
Paging Dr. Freud
President Obama keeps having a recurring nightmare populated by Republican House Speaker Boehner and Republican Senate Majority Leader McConnell!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
Excessive Deficit Syndrome
President Obama has been diagnosed with excessive deficit syndrome. This malady is easily curable by an infusion of large doses of Republican fiscal conservatives into the US Capitol!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
A Shocking Revelation
President Obama calls on Americans to use more clean energy. He urges all citizens to wash their electricity in hot soapy water prior to its use!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
What Next, Sliced Bread
Obama is taking credit for a solar power plant being built in the Mojave Desert to power 140,000 homes (solar plants were built there in the 1980s). What about the other 150 million homes in the USA?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
New Job
President Obama announced that Rahm Emanuel has resigned, going to run for Mayor of Chicago and there will be no more unannounced naked visits to people taking showers!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
