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written by SpaceElevator, 27 October 2010
Rumsfeld-Wolfowitz team poised to take over at BP
(London, U.K.) - Americans Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz will lead BP with new company logo: Rumsf'BP'lfowitz.
"We can't possibly erode U.S. trust any further... or can we?"
written by SpaceElevator, 27 October 2010
Post-WH Blues!
Laura Bush: Post-White House Life No Bowl of Cherries. "More like the pits!"
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Sink Sinking Lower?
Florida Democrat Alex Sink broke the rules during her debate with gubernatorial rival Rick Scott, then compounded the gaffe by lying about it twice afterward. "Everybody has a cheat sheet!"
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Obama: Republicans Move To Back Of The Bus!
Black Republicans Demand Obama 'Bus' Apology. "We have just as much right to sit in the front as you have."
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Could Luck Out
Lindsey Graham: GOP Should Work With Obama. Just he's on the far far left doesn't mean he is trying to ruin the country.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
GOP: No Parties!
GOP Plans to Avoid Big Victory Parties, especially if they lose!
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
The Bristol Stomp
The judges were raving about Bristol Palin on "Dancing With the Stars." She said she learned those steps because they will stop a bear in it's tracks in total amazement.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Paris Not So Sweet
Everyone is on strike in France, even the garbage men. There are huge piles of garbage rotting in the streets. At least it covers up the perfume on the ladies on the corners.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Forced Marriage A Crime?
Germany hopes to make forced marriage a crime. Look to receive the same threats for bin Laden France just received!
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
GOP Readies Agenda
Republicans, heading for big gains, ready agenda. Same as Dems two years ago. The same as GOP before that. The same...
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Looks Like Johnson
Brett Favre claims that those pics showing a man naked from the waist down is not him. However, he could be his old friend and Green Bay punter, Petite Johnson.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
It's A Toss-Up!
Critics say "Paranormal Activity 2" is the scariest thing you'll see all year. That is unless Nancy Pelosi has more botox.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
More Doll Recalls
The new Japanese life-like female "Robot For The Lonely Man" is being recalled for explosive boobs. None returned yet as many purchasers can no longer hear announcement from explosion.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Oh We Do Not!
Miami Restaurant "Moby Grape" accused of selling whale meat and wine to customers!
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Total cow-stratophe
Cow who jumped over the moon udderly destroyed
written by shea lo, 27 October 2010
Whiskey Party Formed To Compete With Tea Party
But they say they will celebrate the night no matter who wins!
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
I Thought Something Didn't Jive There
Scientists admit mistake over earth rotation. "Be sure to turn your clocks UP 2.52 milliseconds instead of back 1.26 milliseconds.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Pregnant pause
Female athletes from Virgin Islands nervous after late return from Isle of Man
written by shea lo, 27 October 2010
Blonds Rounded Up
Blonds rounded up once again until after Halloween is over as over 150 have been ran over by parents watching cute kids instead of the road.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
China Is Hard On Ducks
President Obama delays his Asia trip until he sees if he's going as a strong leader or a lame duck.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Rudest Airlines
The Airline Quality Rating Report reveals who has the rudest flight attendants and worst food is on Delta Airlines. "Hostess won't even sit in your lap", says one judge.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Many animals face extinction, Spoofers not!
Many of the earth's animal species are becoming extinct, there is one exception to the rule, The Spoofers, they're thriving and immortal: the secret is mucho sex, drugs, booze & ciggies, ole!
written by unknown
Banker declares NO MORE!
A branch of popular bank MugsBank has admitted it has run out of money after every loan on its book failed to pay their installments last month. The Square Mile Branch manager blames bums and beggers.
written by Whitters, 27 October 2010
British Rail to be Broken Up
Association of Train Operating Companies reveals that 80% of complaints are addressed to or refer to former railway incumbants. Government agrees to claim expenses to re-privatise so people realise.
written by Whitters, 27 October 2010
Madonna to open new fitness centers in hopes of finding new boyfriend
Madonna announced that she would open her own fitness centers in the hopes of finding a boyfriend. "I haven't found a man in any of the fitness centers I've visited, so hopefully that will change."
written by UWGB-Beek, 27 October 2010
Major Discovery
Humans were in China '60,000 years earlier than previously thought'...all the way back to 999,940 BCE.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
We Have Lost 50 Nuclear Missiles
Mr President we've lost control of FIFTY nuclear warheads: Obama told how his arsenal was hit by 45-minute computer glitch. Took 20 more minutes to contact Obama out campaigning.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Only One Bomb On Board
RAF jets scrambled twice in one week to intercept Russian nuclear bombers. Russians explain that it was only a training exercise.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Lethal Injection
Arizona executes death row inmate after British company supplies lethal injection chemical made from black pudding.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
NYC Hit With Another Plague
NYC hit with rats, bedbugs, stink bugs - now lice...next up the Bubonic Plague?
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
So Long Planet Earth
The Hundred Year Starship: The Nasa mission that will take astronauts to Mars and leave them there forever. Ask families and friends not to say "Many Happy Returns!"
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Takes Out A Bite
Charges dropped against 3 in NYC hate crime attack, led by McGruff.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
No Missile Communications
Air Force to release report on a weekend equipment glitch that disrupted nuclear communications with 50 missiles. They're answering now...we think.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Outage At Nuke Site
Equipment outage at Wyoming nuke site; Shuts Down Squadron Of ICBMs. Could cut the Earth into..but probably not.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
REID 'FREE FOOD' AT TURNOUT EVENTS...
"All those we placed on welfare and sent to food banks, here's some munchies!"
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Gorbachev Says Afghan War Impossible To Win
Gorbachev warns victory is impossible. "We should know as we tried for years."
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Taliban War Not Succeeding
PAPER: U.S. military campaign to topple resilient Taliban hasn't succeeded. Neither has anyone else over the past 1,000 years.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Bin Laden Threatens French!
Bin Laden issues warning -- to French. "We will place all your secret recipes on the web!"
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Clinton Flees US
Secretary of State Clinton departs for two-week Asia trip. Says she MAY tune in or voting results but will be very busy.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
States Changing Names
RI to vote on dropping 'Plantations' from its name. North Carolina may change it's name to Upper Carolina.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Michael Jackson Top-Earning Stiff?
Michael Jackson top-earning dead celebrity? He's ahead but dead Elvis fans say he's starting to rally.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Everybody Off!
Overnight camping banned on Corpus Christi Beach as couples find they have been filmed with night cameras.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Deep Space Encounter
Deep Impact spacecraft readies for comet encounter. Not expected to win!
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Obama Seeks Votes From Victims
Obama seeks votes among the unemployed, brain-damaged!
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
No More Built?
Manhattan treehouse given OK by officials rents out for $1500 per month.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Incumbants & Their Pet Projects!
Incumbents challenged over pet projects. One has been in office so long his monkey is using a cane.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Tom Delay Trial Ready
Jury, Maytag repair man chosen for Tom DeLay's money laundering trial.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Honus Was A Card
Holy card! Nuns auctioning rare signed Honus Wagner...the old rascal!
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Backyard Treehouse OK
Backyard treehouse survives Manhattan legal fight but several cars set ablaze, some looting!
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Storm Brings Weather!
Storm brings wind, rain, occasional periods of sunshine, cooler temperatures, lot of birds in the yard eating worms, highways all wet to Midwest, South.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
U.S. Aid For Self-Sufficiency
U.S. Aid Shift Envisions Path to Self-Sufficiency. How about using it here also?
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
States Changing Names?
RI to vote on dropping 'Plantations' from its name. West Virginia may drop 'East' from it's name.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
UN Zeroing In
U.N. talks to save nature zero in on historic deal, going nude.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Wouldn't Want To Interfere
Fisherman in waiters floats out to sea. "Must have hooked a big one", say those who just stood and fished.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Suicide Watch On!
Two Chinese face losing face in trial in U.S. on microchip charges.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Man United go "mexicano Loco" Ole!
Chicarito, alias, Javier Hernadez, is sending Man Utd, fans, players, staff, eeverybody in the "Theatre of Suenós" absolutely "loco", who the fuck is Rooney, miserable Scouse carpet-bagger!
written by unknown
Be Sure To Keep Second, Third Key
How to start your car a key issue in California race.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Drug Kings Taking Over
Entire police force quits in Mexican town. Town makes deal with Drug Lords.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
TV Commercials Shrink
TV commercials shrink to match attention spans. Some just flash 5-seconds of cereal box 20 times during one sit-com.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Paul Destroyed By Obama Henchmen?
Insiders say that President Obama had Paul the Octopus wiped out after hearing he was about to predict GOP landslide!
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
More New Specials
Spectacular unknown species found in Amazon, three more in Arkansas among cousins.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
News Species Discovered!
Spectacular unknown species found in Amazon. "It looks much like Nancy Pelosi before the botox!
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Zoo Keeped Dime A Dozen
China tells zoos to do better amid abuse concerns. If animal wants to abuse you, let him. He needs an outlet.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
NKorea Needs Food Aid
NKorea demands SKorea resume large-scale food aid. 'We need our money for weapons.'
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Israli/Arab Clash
Police, protesters clash in Arab Israeli town. First outbreak in over three hours.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Surprising New Feces Discovered
Spectacular unknown feces found in NYC underground. Must have eaten old lady missing from the Bronx.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Amazon Furnishes New Species
Spectacular unknown species found in Amazon. Five foot tall spider leaves one survivor except for those still trapped in web.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Nest Eggs
U.S. companies hoarding almost $1 trillion cash: Moody's. "Most of it from bailouts."
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Might Do Well In Vegas Show
Spectacular unknown species found in Amazon...big 100-foot gorilla.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Has No None Surviving Enemy
Spectacular unknown species found in Amazon with twelve inch stinger.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Of Course, They Could Learn English
Univision set to become top U.S. broadcast network. Obama says we could all pick up a little Spanish here.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
New Species #2
Spectacular unknown species found in Amazon. Seems to be talking in Klingon.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Unknown Species
Spectacular unknown species found in Amazon. Either that or an alien is here.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
We Sound Like A Horse
Rhode Island to vote on dropping 'Plantations' from its name. Also considering Rhode and Island.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
China First?
Fast train, big dam show China's engineering might. Meanwhile our bridges are going nowhere.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Obama White House Campaigns
Obama campaigning quietly from the White House. Just forget terrorists for a week more. We need this election.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
No Time For Nuclear Attacks
Obama campaigning quietly from the White House. Puts hotline from Russia & China on hold so he can campaign.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2010
Cheri Blair Starts War with Italy
Sylviano Berlusconi is reported to be enraged as Cheri Blair must hold one of the watches he gave her as a present on eBay.
written by IN SEINE, 27 October 2010
Socking Development!
Oscar the Grouch's DNA Traced to Sock Puppet.
written by Zako Strle, 27 October 2010
New Handle Desired
Former President Clinton is tired of being called "Slick Willie" in his role as a Democratic political operative and elder statesman. He is trying to find a suitable new "Monika!"
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 October 2010
They Have Never Been There
Have you ever noticed how Democratic left wing liberals look down their noses at people who live in the states of Louisiana and Wyoming? Yet, they have never been to these states!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 October 2010
Some Democratic Political Pundits
Have you ever noticed that some of the Democratic political pundits seen on TV are former heads of election committees for losing Democratic liberal left presidential candidates!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 October 2010
New Assignment
The DNC Chairman might blame a loss of the US House to Republicans on bedbugs, as he boards a plane for his next assignment as State Democratic Chairman in North Korea (red state).
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 October 2010
Seeking New Employment
The DNC, DSCC and DCCC Chairmen may be submitting their resumes to Burger King, seeking new jobs after the 2010 mid-term elections if Republicans take control. You want fries with that?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 October 2010
The Feds are Everywhere
The president has asked the FDA to put its nose into monitoring the effectiveness of "Obamacare" by hiring 1500 hemorrhoid inspectors.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 October 2010
On the Campaign Trail
President Obama was greeted by a San Francisco CA parking valet carrying a pro "Tea Party" sign, when the presidential SUV pulled into the Mark Hopkins Hotel parking garage!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 October 2010
Change the Change
The Obama administration has their hands in American's pockets, such that only loose change is left. If Congress doesn't go Republican, Americans won't even be able to keep the loose change!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 October 2010
Democratic "Big Brother" Speaks
School administrators treat underage school children as if they have no rights, e.g. zero tolerance policies. Now the Obama administration wants bullying to be treated as a civil rights violation!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 October 2010
Special Interests
Powerful special interests namely, labor and teachers unions; loony environmentalists; lawyers; Democratic liberal left corporations and President Obama's mother-in-law control the White House!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 October 2010
