Joe Miller Bodyguard Arrest Blogger
Joe Miller's bodyguard arrested a blogger, because Miller doesn't want bloggers pointing out his hypocrisies about smaller government.
written by UWGB-Beek, 19 October 2010
You Cannot Say You Weren't Warned!
'Navy Cuts' were all the rage in the 1940s - especially Capstan full strength. Now the government wants to make them popular again this Year
written by IN SEINE, 19 October 2010
Second Hand Snippets For Sale!
Looking for snippets to add to your collection? Bolster your Spoof.com numbers? Call 1800 Snippet, that's 1800 Snippet, get 10 snippets for the price of 50! That's right! 10 for the price of 50!
written by Jean Le Fete, 19 October 2010
Toxic Spill
Anger in Hungary, fear downstream as toxic contamination
spreads as Blue Danube turns purple!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Texas Justice
Man who admitted trying to blow up a downtown Dallas skyscraper is sentenced to 24 years of watching the Cowboys!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Dino-Burgers?
New evidence found for flour in stone-age diet as 30,000-year old McMammoth Burger discovered with one bite out of it.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Keep Adjusting Machines
Our shrinking dollar causing havoc at casinos around the country!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Tom Bosley Dead At 83
'Happy Days' dad Tom Bosley dead at 83. Fonzie: "A fond farewell, Mr. G"
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Shots At Pentagon
Shots hit Pentagon; Police label it 'random event'. 'We welcome it to keep us on our toes!'
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
No To Compromise
Compromise on Capitol Hill: Is it really what Americans want? "YES!..well, not really. Where's the fun?"
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
May Be In Jail But I'm Not Dead!
New sting operation brings in 12 in Kentucky as pharmacies place signs saying 'Mixing drugs bought here with illegal drugs could kill you. Before taking any pills, check with county sheriff's office.'
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Delay It Until Next Year!
Many objecting to new Peanuts TV Show, "A Very Charlie Brown Ramadan"
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
UK scrap the Ark Royal and reincarnate Dads Army!
UK is cutting its military spending and the first to go is the majestic Ark Royal, Dad's army is too be reincarnated and Nelson's HMS Victory reinstated, no fuel just plenty of wind ask Cameron!
written by unknown
X-Factor's Rebecca Ferguson Denies Anal Bleaching Allegations
"I'm a black woman" she told pals. "What would be the point of that?"
written by Skoob1999, 19 October 2010
Bankruptcies, Closures Everywhere!
The world's tallest building now filled with 10,000 squatters. It's beginning to tilt.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
A Real Gut-Buster
IRS hotline now giving out answers to your questions in Pig Latin. "Just adding a bit of jocularity", says rep.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Politics As Usual
After being called witches, etc., Republicans strike back with handing out toe tags with ObamaCare on them.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Geeks Gawk At Girl's Goodies
Computer geeks are finally in fashion say some young ladies. So the brain is beginning to make inroads into the brawn territory. "Dudley, you the man!" one of today's top sayings!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
I Need Some Bread
Bread was around 30,000 years ago according to study. "Bread could have been medium of exchange", they surmise.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Panorama Reported Fears Of Mine Collapse Before Accident.
"Bit fuckin' late now!" says Chilean President.
written by Nick Hobbs, 19 October 2010
Twilight #2
West Coast Post says that the second Twilight Movie was first called "Jacob Black Howls A Who!"
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Lemons Demonstrate As They Are Voted U.K's Least Favourite Fruit
Nations favourite, Banana's, say "they're just bitter."
written by Nick Hobbs, 19 October 2010
First Name For Twilight Movie
West Coast Post says that the Twilight Movie was first called "Edward & Isabella's Excellent Adventure"
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Louis Walsh: "Mr Lee Was A Right Mug For Taking My Advice!"
Latest X-Factor argument is just a Storm in a teacup, say pundits.
written by Nick Hobbs, 19 October 2010
"The Chosen One" wants Rooney, but only if he learns English!
Spains Real Madrid have shown interest in buying ailing super-star, Scouser Rooney, one problem, Mourinho has demanded that Rooney learns proper English mate, por favor! Spanish, nunca!
written by unknown
Meltdown At Solar Factory
President Obama interrupts television shows to announce that there has been a meltdown at big solar heat building. Apparently scientists were looking at what a bit magnifying glass would do!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Need For More Cash!
Statue of Liberty, Smithsonian Institution to have slot machine in them.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Shoplifters Cost UK Retailers £4 billion
"We can't afford to pay them anymore. Nope. It's tough, but they're gonna have to go," said retail spokesman.
"We are in talks with their union."
written by Ellis Ian Fields, 19 October 2010
Still Has Hard Feelings!
The thing that once was the planet Pluto now calling itself "Mi Ice T" wiggles in orbit.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Should Be Interesting
Moron Tabernacle Choir set to sing "Tabby Dunlki Lupoopoo Beebeebo" on "American Tonight!"
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Is That All?
UFO sighting near Mountain View in California proved to be only unidentified aliens in flying vehicles!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Elvis Still #1
For the twenty-second year in a row there have been more Elvis sightings that there has been of Vice Presidents of the United States!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
NFL Announces Ratings More Important than Punishing Favre
"Brett Favre is playing the Packers this weekend, and that means huge ratings and lot and lots of money for the NFL, so we aren't going to punish Favre for his sexist behavior." Roger Goodell said.
written by UWGB-Beek, 19 October 2010
GW Was Innocent
Historians now believe that George Washington was covering for his mother when he told father that it was he who chopped down cherry tree. George's mother was an old battleaxe!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Vienna Sausage!
Former Vienna Choirboys tell of use of sausage by catholic clergy!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Watch Out For All Three
Lack of love, lost interest in sex and always ready TheSpoof is driving the over-50s to divorce!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Top Two Threats
Britain's No.1 threat: Cyber terrorists who can knock a jet out of the sky, moldy nuclear missiles.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Wheelie Bin Kitty Woman Sentenced!
U.K. woman filmed dumping a cat in a wheelie bin has pleaded guilty to animal cruelty offense. Will live for one week in the wheelie bin.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
105 Tons Of Happy Weed!
Mexican authorities seize 105 tons of marijuana on one acre pot!...plot!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Dirty Tricks Already Began
Three van loads of Hughes High students were taken last week, during school hours - to vote & given sample ballots only for Dem. candidates and then taken for ice cream, a Monday lawsuit alleges.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
El Paso City Sees UFO
VIDEO: More strange UFO lights, this time over El Paso. Many think it's the ghost of Marty Robbins.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
We Are Destroying The Earth
UN: 'We are destroying life on Earth'. 'Of course we've been doing that since Cain & Abel!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Putin TV Interview Fails
Putin's TV interview to prove he's still married backfires; Wife forgets to wear wedding ring, chastity belt.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Ten Percent Unemployment
Mid-October figures say the the unemployment rate in the United States is 10%. Even higher after election next month!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Dems Sweeten The Pot
Dems make pre-election pitch to help seniors; $250 bonus plus $10 for every Democrat elected on the federal level.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
No Meat Costumes
Butchers warn against wearing Lady Gaga raw meat dress for Halloween, especially around watch dogs.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Obama's Three Trillion Debt
National Debt Up $3 Trillion on Obama's Watch with little help for economy, number of layoffs, candidates he's supporting, winning.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Men Stand Out!
White Republican men stand out in early voting. Most credit Viagra!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Mayor Naked Cowboy
Times Square Naked Cowboy may run for Mayor. He's especially promoting global warming in Times Square, daily sharp object pick-ups!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Speaker faces foreclosure on house
Senate Majority Leader Reid may be in danger of losing his house in foreclosure. "If he can't graft enough over the years to pay his house off, he doesn't need to be a Senator", both parties agree.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Next Toy Story Different
Rumor: Toy Story #4 3D will be an adult movie starring adult sex toys!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Did Their Best
Mile High Club turns down couple who were trying but suddenly hit the airplane ceiling when plane hit air pocket.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Obama On Another TV Show
Obama to appear on TV science show "Mythbusters". Tiger Woods to appear on "Missbusters".
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Obama On Mythbusters
Obama to appear on TV science show "Mythbusters". "No, my mother-in-law does not rule the White House. Not unless both VP and I out campaigning."
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Call As Soon As Possible
CPR switch: Call for professionals first, if no phone, make noise like a siren, then chest presses and breaths.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Texas Man Awaits Face Transplant
Badly burned Texas man waits for face transplant. Nancy Pelosi moves up to ninth on the waiting list.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Better Than Recycled Piss
Space shuttle leaking, NASA working up repair plan. Maybe leaks can also be turned into water supply.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Gulf Health Grade Lower
Scientists lower Gulf health grade. "We believe that the oil is still on the ocean floor."
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Hedge Instead Of Bush
EU ministers near deal on Hedge funds now that Bush no longer in the way.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
France Cracks Down
France's Sarkozy: We'll crack down on protests as police now receive 10,000 wet noodles!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Where Was This During Past 2 Years?
Obama seeks to boost Hispanic achievement just before mid-term election.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Seven Meet In NYC
All 7 NY governor candidates meet in 1st debate. None of the seven seemed to be magnificent.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
McCain Backs Palin
McCain shares Palin's view on tea party influence. But he's been gaga ever since naming her as VP two years ago!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Dems Making Bid For Votes
Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. "Whenever you fall down, we'll send someone to help you get up."
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Dems Offer Seniors Help
Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. Will allow many to move into government repossessed homes for 2 years.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Would Help Bargaining
Hillary Clinton: Help Me Change Diplomacy With Technology by carrying a nuclear bomb on air force plane she flies on.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
May Have Been Used As Currency
Bread was around 30,000 years ago, but better was in short supply says study.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Vidoe's From Behind Residence, Rocks Artificial
NATO official: Bin Laden living comfortably in Pakistan making videos in desert area behind one residence.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Terrorists Attack Chechen Parliament
Rebels stage suicide attack on Chechen parliament as Russia learns it too is scheduled to be wiped out by Islamic terrorists!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Dems Making Desparate Offers
Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. Will pay golf membership fees for next 2 years.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Since You Seem To Enjoy Bombs
Four in New York bomb plot trial found guilty. Sentenced to view next US nuclear test...from ten feet.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Election Up For Bids
Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors by offering $250 each. GOP offer $275!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Levi Johnson Wants To Be Mayor
Levi Johnston wants to be mayor; has no platform, little sense!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Future To Hold Many Shields
Russia considering proposal to join missile shield. "Couldn't hurt", says military leaders.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Chavez In Iran
Chavez in Iran for talks on boosting oil, gas ties as most admit that both leaders are full of gas.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Woman Racking Up The Poll-Leads
Prediction for new leadership after next month? Wall Street says woman will be racking up the most wins!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
NY Governor's Race!
All 7 NY governor candidates meet in 1st debate. Five slaps on the back, two on the face!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Super Typhoon!
What is a 'super typhoon'? Some say that it's a typhoon that not even kryptonite cannot slow down.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Bread Around 30,000 Years #3
Bread was around 30,000 years ago -study. Some still on sale at the day-old store on Market Street.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Bread Around 30,000 Years #2
Bread was around 30,000 years ago -study. McDonalds Happy Meal now 29,999 years and six months behind.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Bread Around 30,000 Years
Bread was around 30,000 years ago -study. However, David Gates was not always the lead singer!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Bin Laden Living Well #2
NATO official: Bin Laden living comfortably in Pakistan. Unmanned rockets doing door to door search.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Bin Laden Living Well In House
NATO official: Bin Laden living comfortably in Pakistan. "That's a hologram in front of cave."
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Crystal Cathedral Bankrupt
Crystal Cathedral megachurch files for bankruptcy. Perhaps multi-millions for building instead of for helping people one reason!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Sarkozy Gets Rough
France's Sarkozy: We'll crack down on protests! No caviar nor escargot for a month.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Dems Buying Votes #4
Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. Ten free early-bird specials at selected restaurants.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Dem Buying Votes #3
Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. Free bus trips to casinos, nudist colonies!
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Dems Buying Votes #2
Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. Free Viagra for two years until next election.
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
Dems Buying Votes!
Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. $250 to help make up for no raises for 2 years until needed for Dem elections
written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
The Russian Government is trying to market Chernobyl as a new tourist spot.
Locals give it three thumbs up
written by matthatt, 19 October 2010
