Stephen King's Earlier Failures #27
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Cream Catcher".
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King's Early Failures #26
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Golem's Lot"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failure #25
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Girl Who Loved Tom's Gourd"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failure #24
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", with "Norm Of The Century"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Computer Flu?
CIA confusing Chinese Computer bugging by installing 'hacking' cough noises, occasional sneeze.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
How Many Thousand?
New cosmetic surgery price increases causing a lot of eyebrows to go up!
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Economists Confused
Economists confused by both gas prices and Beano prices both going up at the same time.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Yada Yada Yada
President Obama says that Talk Radio is what is bringing bombers here. May have to limit freedom of speech to protect us from those who would take away our freedoms.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Blow Out?
Taliban reports their third drop-out during training. "At least here, they go out with a boom!"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Fox Club Meets
The Maggotty, Arkansas Fox Club spent most of the last two nights having a big barbecue and discussing the idiocy of the String Theory.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Football Czar
President Obama Appoints first Football Czar to be over college BCS rankings.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
White House Cleared
Mother-In-Law's flatulence outbreak clears White House. FBI: It was just a scare. Everyone go back home. No nerve gas."
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failure #23
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Tubby Knockers"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failure #22
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including Clitoris Claiborne"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failure #21
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Fleabag Of Bones"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failure #20
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Sardine Smile"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failure #19
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Clothes Ladder"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen Early Failure #18
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Seed Full Things".
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failure #17
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Ark Visions".
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failure #16
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Git!"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Who Do I See Around here About
having my bailiwick checked out by a professional?
written by Charpa93, 09 May 2010
Snakes On Planes?
More flight chaos as snakes now make their way across Italy, Switzerland & head for Germany. I'm sorry, that should be 'ash cloud snakes across Italy, France, Switzerland and heads for Germany!'
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
No Bail-Out
Darling set to oppose new Euro bail-out plan. "If we help bail-out Greece, who will bail-out us?"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Celebration Still On Hold, Champaign Still On Ice
Labour MPs urge Brown: Quit for the party's sake! But Brown says he wasn't invited to party.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Brown Red In The Face
A diatribe laced with threats: Brit's Brown vents rage in furious call to Clegg. "Compo would have never done that!"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failure #15
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Whore Past Midnight"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failures #14
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Cycle Of The Big Bad Wolf". Plus he was sued for plagiarism.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King's Early Failures #13
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Debt Sematary"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
King Fans Loyal
Fans of Talk Show host, Larry King, give his suspenders their full support. Say they are Not scared to sit in the first row.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
New Sound From Active Volcano
A new weird report from Iceland says that the Volcano erupting there now seems alive with the sound of music!
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Lucky Old Farts
New study shows that 3% of world's richest men own half of the world's wine, women and song copyrights.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Eggheads Lose Blueprints
United States new military weapons group lose blueprints. Former garbage man takes over as president of small South American country.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Computer Chess Champ
Chess Computer defeats Russian Chess Champ! Loses fist fight minutes later.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
"Here He Comes!"
Kid bullied at New York City school, called "Trans Fatty"!
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
"Turn It Off!"
Study: The amount of Computer messages have doubled in two years, blame people not wanting to see the latest news.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failures #12
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Taliban"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failures #11
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Pristine"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failures #10
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Lark Tower"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King Early Failures #9
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Sheepshow"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Hit Near Twilight
Over 5,000 people now have Robert Pattinson hairdo after recent tornado in south.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Palin Facebook Fans Protest
Some Palin Facebook fans unhappy with no photos in bikini.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Water Warning
Oil spill may endanger human health, officials say. "Always boil the oily water."
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Oldest Too
Study: America's favorite birth control method turns over.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Butcher Claims he is a 'Healer'
...because his ham is always cured.
written by unknown
Brits upset at having to bail out Greece
Brits are so upset at having their tax money used to bail out Greece they have decided to take action.
They're boycotting Greek yogurt, feta cheese and black olives in protest.
written by unknown
Gipsies Different
Most Gipsies say that their ancestors were Meanderthals.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Big Neanderthal
You're a Neanderthal: Genes say yes, and so do most wives!
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Corporate Fat Cats Quit Rat Race
The organisation of business mogul cats have become such fat bastards that they no longer can be bothered competing in the annual 'chase the rat in the shed' race.
written by unknown
Local Dog fails TV show audition
Although the judges said he danced pretty well, they unanimously agreed that his bark was worse than his bite and therefore disqualified him.
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Local Man Runs For Office
Local man Tom Nobface missed the bus and had to run to the office today instead.
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Local Man Pays to watch Stripper at Work
Local Man Barry Turnip paid good money to watch his decorator friend Norbert Nubbins strip the paint off his walls.
Slowly.
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Local Bachelor Looking For a Filthy Ride
Local bachelor midget Kevin Cocksend, 32, wants a Shetland pony.
"A friendly one covered in muck would be great", he said.
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Local Grumpy Git actually just a Goth
Dave Skimpy, 15, was a mopey little bastard but then his mother discovered he was actually just a Goth.
"He's still a mopey little bastard but now I know its just a phase", said his mother.
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Local Cuckold Husband Grows a Pear
...peeled it, poured custard all over it and then handed it to his wife's lover.
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Local Man caught Spanking the Monkey in front of School
Local man Norbert Nubbins has been at it again. He was captured on CCTV slapping his baboon on the backside while standing outside St Matilda's school.
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Man Dies while Waiting for Wife to get her Hair Done
Local Man Tommy Knockers was found cold, alone and dead in his car while he waited outside Cosy Cuts whilst his wife got her hair dyed blue.
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Bennett Jousted
US Senator Bob Bennett jousted at Utah GOP convention.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King's Early Failures #8
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Cute Joe".
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King's Early Failures #7
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Star Farter".
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Change Is Here!
Regulators look into market plunge, weigh changes, change in pockets.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Gates Tells The Truth
Gates says urgent need to cut defense bureaucracy. "What we need is a few good men, not 1,000 Generals."
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Eyebrows Showed He Was Concerned
Obama oil response: aggressively sat on his ass as crisis unfolded.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Ready For Hardship!
1st lady echoes King's call to brace for hardship. "We have screwed up pretty well everything, already,"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King's Early Failures #6
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Deadhead Zone".
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King's Early Failures #5
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Gland"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Ferry Boat Idled
Staten Island ferry boat idled with accident with Fire island Fairy.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
First Step Towards Peace?
Palestinians: Indirect peace talks have begun as youths now only throwing green Persimmons.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
BP's Attempt Fails Again
BP's latest attempt to divert Gulf oil leak fails as they cannot hold big cork down 5,000 feet.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King's Early Failure #4
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Night Shits".
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen Kings Early Failure #3
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "The Whinnying"
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Predicted Earthquakes, Volcanos, Oil Slicks By Mayans Coming True!
Magnitude 7.4 earthquake rattles western Indonesia as everything hurls toward Mayan's 2012!
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Iceland Still Showing It's Ash
Ash closes airports in Spain, Portugal, Pompeii, Italy.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King's Early Failure #2
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Salem's Snot".
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Stephen King's Early Failure
Stephen King admits that he had a few failures before his first big seller, "Carrie", including "Larry".
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Betty White Host SNL #2
Betty White demonstrated how it's done as host of this week's "Saturday Night Live." Next week's host, "The Only Survivor of Woodstock".
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Betty White Hosts SNL
Betty White demonstrated how it's done as host of this week's "Saturday Night Live." Next week's host, Abe Vigoda!
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Many Refusing Request
Pot activists enlisting moms for legalization push. Organize "Mothers For Legalized Pot". Say it's safer than drunk driving.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
We Did Our Best #2
BP's second attempt to divert Gulf oil leak fails as it turns out that there is no such fish as the "Oily Bird Special". Third try coming up.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Well, We Did Our Best
BP's first attempt to divert Gulf oil leak fails as it turns out that there is no such fish as an "Oil-Eating Piranha".
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
The connection between Shampoo and AgeLift Cream.
Bollywood celebrity John Abrahms, uses Garnier L'Oreal anti-dandruff shampoo only to later find out it is giving him aging marks. L'Oreal Doctor's has suggested to start using Garnier's Agelift cream.
written by merlin1212, 09 May 2010
BGT shocker!
Woman appears on Britain's Got Talent WITHOUT a sob story!
written by Harold Q. Fuey, 09 May 2010
Restaurant Closes #95
Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Snake & Tail" Restaurant Closes.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Restaurant Closes #94
Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Lead Lobster" Restaurant Closes.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Restaurant Closes #93
Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Rainforest Rarities" Restaurant Closes.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Restaurant Closes #92
Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Popass" Restaurant Closes.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Restaurant Closes #91
Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Pork Steakhouse" Restaurant Closes.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Restaurant Closes #90
Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Trader Six" Restaurant Closes.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
Restaurant Closes #89
Another victim of the bad economy, the last "Subweighs" Restaurant Closes.
written by Bureau, 09 May 2010
